Name: Conan Takes Jordan Schlansky Coffee Tasting | CONAN on TBS
Uploaded: 2026-01-30T04:25:42.000Z
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We're here at Intelligentsia Coffee with my friend Jordan Schlansky.

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Now, Jordan, you consider yourself a bit of a coffee expert, do you not?

And you enjoy coffee to the point that you purchased with show money a espresso maker, is that right?

It's not out of line with the status quo.

Anyway, we've established the point that Jordan stole from me and bought an espresso machine.

It's an old political party during the wars.

But you know what it means, Intelligentsia.

I was just told it was an old political party during the war.

All right, I'll take that coffee machine away from you, and I will stuff it down your pants.

I will turn on that espresso machine, get it going with hot liquids, and

I will shove it down the front of his pants and watch it.

This is the same screen that Jordan sees in his mind every time he tries to register an emotion.

Jordan, Tell us what you know about the roasting process.

Well, it's important that when coffee is brewed, the beans are at the right level.

After the roast, too soon, the beans are still degassing.

That's my favorite label that I've seen in a long time.

I don't know if you can see that bean probe.

That's the trend today in most modern coffee shops.

Although traditionally speaking, the espresso in Italy was a combination of Arabica and robusta.

And the problem with single origin is that often there's one flavor profile.

My underlying flavor profile is chocolate.

Why don't you just have a cup of cocoa in the morning?

What you're saying is not logically sound.

I'm talking about a flavor profile of chocolate within coffee.

So for coffee, a lighter roast is essentially a more medium rare than a well done.

You're disagreeing with the coffee expert.

Its true flavor comes out only through heat.

Has anyone ever fallen into this machine and been mixed in with the beans accidentally?

And when they went to drink it, it was filled with human and blood and gore?

Jordan, why don't you take a closer look?

So each of these three cups is the same coffee.

Some are blends, some are single origin coffees.

I'm getting coffee on this side of my mouth.

And over here I'm more coffee on the front.

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