Name: Will ICE Freeze? | Trump: I'm Helping Europe | Weapons Nobody Knows About | Occupying Canada
Uploaded: 2026-01-26T17:15:07.000Z
Duration: 12 min 9 s
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I want to salute everyone in this audience tonight who braved frigid temperatures here in New York City.

If you were able to do this, that means the frostbite did not take your fingers.

Not just New York, a huge swath of the country is now under an Arctic air mass.

So for the record, Greenland attacked first.

Freezing weather is even hitting down south this weekend.

The forecast calls for ice and snow as far south as Texas.

So they're officially updating the state slogan to I swear everything usually looks bigger in Texas.

Upper Midwest is also getting hit hard this weekend.

Temperatures in Minneapolis are expected to plunge to around 0 degrees, which could hinder the Trump administration's continuing immigration platform.

I understand those ICE agents are doing terrible things up there, but they are human beings.

So hopefully, and I mean this with respect.

I hope their dongs freeze and snap off like a, like a graham cracker.

Of course, overseas, there's a different chill in the air cuz Donald Trump is burning bridges at an astounding and irreparable pace.

Whatever happens next, America is never going to regain the world's trust because we're not just going through a couple of rough weeks or months or even years.

The whole world is living through a period of momentous and harrowing change.

Today, Trump spoke at the World Economic Forum in Davos in Switzerland.

And he wasted no time confirming that his brain real broke.

Cuz here's what happened when the President tried to talk about the territory he wants to grab, which is again, Greenland.

And until the last few days when I told him about Iceland, they loved me.

I don't know that they'd be there for us.

They're not there for us on Iceland, that I can tell you.

I mean, our stock market took the first dip yesterday because of Iceland.

So Iceland's already cost us a lot of money.

He's on an imperial conquest and he can't even remember what he wants to conquer A president had been this addled since Reagan at the Berlin Wall.

When one of the journalists who was attending the summit at Davos, a woman named Libby Dean, tweeted that Trump called Greenland Iceland multiple times, Caroline Levitt responded, no, he didn't.

His written remarks referred to Greenland as a piece of ice, because that's what it is.

You're the only one mixing anything up here.

That is some Grade A Big Brother propaganda.

As George Orwell wrote in 1984, War is peace, freedom is slavery.

Eventually, Trump did remember the thing he won't stop talking about and just why he wants it so bad.

So what we have gotten out of NATO is nothing except to protect Europe from the Soviet Union and now Russia.

And all we're asking for is to get Greenland.

For far too long, something that I've wanted has not been mine.

And I never asked for anything other than everything that I want.

And once you give it to me, I promise I'll forget you ever gave me anything.

All goes to the hole in my soul that can never be filled.

Just shovel anything you want into that pit.

Then Trump made a major announcement, sort of, we probably won't get anything unless I decide to use excessive strength and force where we would be, frankly, unstoppable.

He's going to use force or anything else he wants.

And he thinks they should thank him because Trump gave his European audience a little history lesson.

And then after the war, which we won, we won it big.

Without us right now, you'd all be speaking German.

Without us, you Germans would probably be speaking German right now.

And the Portuguese would probably be speaking what sounds like Spanish going through a garbage disposal.

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