Name: Meanwhile... Record-Setting Trash Can | RIP Robot | Popcorn Sandwich | Meet Your "Choppelganger"
Uploaded: 2026-01-22T17:01:14.000Z
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We got for you lovely folks here in here and out There, we have two greats, Ms.

Be out here answering some questions about the world.

Folks, if you watch the show, then you know that most nights I spend most of my time right over there in the news confectionary.

Tempering the most topical 70% of Alorona Dark chocolate story ganache with heavy cream, truffle oil and vanilla, which I drizzle over a rare French Perigord truffle, then lay on a bed of sugar pearls to create the elegant house of Knipschild La Madeleine Autreuffe chocolate bonbon.

But sometimes, just sometimes, folks, I regain consciousness in the trunk of an abandoned 95 Pontiac Sunfire and scrape some melted Sour Patch kids off the dashboard into a discarded packet of fun dip.

Watch a tire fire while gnawing on the ass taffy of news.

Meanwhile, a British inventor says his tricked out trash can that broke the Guinness world record for the fastest wheelie bin can now reach a speed of 66 miles per hour.

And it's convenient because if he hits so much as a pebble on the highway, they can just close the lid and he's ready for burial.

Meanwhile, new research shows that five minutes more exercise and 30 minutes less of sitting could help millions live longer.

Meanwhile, last week in Miami, a video captured a train smashing into a food delivery robot for Uber Eats and Doordash.

Witnesses say the robot reportedly remained motionless on the track for 15 minutes before the collision.

I can't deliver another burrito to drunk cops.

Bongo is the name of the dog in this scenario.

But in the Bay Area, a Malnour sea lion pup was found near the Google campus.

Authorities say that based on seasonal and migratory patterns, the seal pup was most likely trying to get an internship.

They have a bowling alley and a free juice bar.

Meanwhile, in Food News, a researcher has discovered that something called the popcorn sandwich was a real recipe in 1909.

Also a real recipe in 2026, if you are divorced.

We got bread and p. Dinner tonight is a popcorn sandwich.

So who's this Roger she was talking about?

Can you write down Roger's license plate number for Daddy?

He's got some friends at the precinct, so.

So what do you need to make the world's most depressing sandwich?

The ingredients are freshly popped popcorn, sardines, salt, a pinch of cayenne pepper, ketchup, a dash of Worcestershire sauce, hot buttered toast, and

Parmesan, which sounds less like a sandwich and more like the death row meal requested by a cat.

If you want to talk to your younger co workers, you'll have to know that the latest term being thrown around by today's kids is choppelganger, which is defined as someone's uglier copy because it mixes doppelganger and chopped, which is now used by today's youth to call another person ugly.

Today's kids can be so cruel, they don't even try to say things gently.

In my day, we used to say you were plain, as in, man, your cousin looks like he was hit by a plane.