Name: The War On Protein Is Over | Trump Unveils Our New National Bird | "High-Grade" Morality
Uploaded: 2026-01-19T17:36:07.000Z
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You know, you guys know better than anybody.

On any given night, there are all kinds of things that we could talk about.

Things are a little bit crazy these days.

But I think just for our own mental health, I'd like to start off with something a little silly tonight.

And it has to do with HHS secretary and horrified and horrified saddlebag RFK junior Yesterday.

Secretary Kennedy, he's been pushing all kinds of dietary guidelines.

Was it just last week they announced they're flipping the food pyramid.

And on Sunday, the White House followed that up with this.

Oh, no, no, ladies and gentlemen, it's true.

Americans are finally saying Mary Beefmas.

One of my favorites and really one of Bobby's favorites.

One of Bobby's favorite proteins out there is milk.

So today, Trump reversed some Obama era rules by signing a bill allowing schools to offer whole and 2%.

And this is great news for the many Americans who have been demanding this change.

At today's signing, Trump made it clear that when it comes to milk, just like his skull, he's 100% full fat.

Through this legislation, schools will finally be able to expand their offerings to include nutritious whole milk.

And it's whole with a W for those of you that have a problem.

That's whole milk with a W, not whole milk with an H. Very different.

Trump had to make that distinction to avoid copyright infringement because whole milk without the W.

Pretty sure is the plot of heated rivalry.

By the way, just pro tip, do not Google whole milk with an H on your computer or you will hear from hr.

In order to tout the benefits of pure uncut udder juice, Trump turned to former secretary of I forgot what his job was.

Some milk would help your cognitive ability.

You can tell who's been treated taking cognitive tests.

I love all the tests now find the spout under the cat.

This ceremony was the culmination of a campaign that began when the USD posted this picture of Trump with a milk mustache.

That is the most threatening ad for a food since Arby's changed their slogan to we have your family.

USDA also put Ben Carson in this mind boggling video.

That is a 13 second video and I would like to unpack it like it was the Zapruder film.

Why does it have the stranger things them?

Why do they end on a freeze frame that makes it look like an immemorium reel and that he died of milk.

Also, when Carson is finished with his milk cup, he has no milk mustache.

And then it changes to the same image where he has a milk mustache.

Yesterday, Trump was in Detroit touring a Ford assembly plant when he encountered a heckler and it did not go well.

Reportedly, he said you twice and then did one other thing.

Apparently, Trump has designated a new national bird.

The President of the United States publicly F bombs and then flips somebody off.

It is the most crudely hostile response from the leader of our country since Herbert Hoover's campaign slogan, I'll poop in every pot.

Okay, you gotta hand it to that auto worker for getting under Trump's skin like compound butter on a Thanksgiving turkey.

And all because he brought up the Epstein files.

Which reminds me, where are the Epstein files?

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