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Uploaded: 2026-01-06T17:05:18.000Z
Duration: 5 min 55 s
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Now, folks, tonight, just a few moments, we have two extraordinary guests.

We have Mr. Ethan Hawke will be out here in just a moment.

And she writes about many times about Russia, but also all international affairs for Puck.

Julia Yaffe will be out here to talk about this whole Venezuela situation.

It's the most fun way to learn absolutely every detail about someone's divorce.

And lately, one of the biggest trends in music is a list artists appearing in commercials.

I'm talking Sabrina Carpenter for Johnnie Walker, Miley Cyrus for Maybelline, even Post Malone stripped down to his underwear for skims.

We have some talented musicians right over there.

I'm just wondering, do you guys ever get asked to do commercials?

I actually just shot an ad for a new tech company for a new tech company.

It's hard to explain, but I can show you the ad.

That's not really appropriate during the show, but I'd love to see it afterwards.

I got something after, so let's roll it now.

They answer the question, what if your parents somehow had parents?

How come everybody calls their grandparents by different names?

Wait, what do you call your Nana and your Daddy Pop?

No one can possibly keep track of all the weird names people use for their grandparents.

Until now, thanks to Louis Fouche's Grandparent Nickname Database, the app that tracks and translates grandparent names.

And then yesterday I was visiting my popsy and Gigi.

Enter them in the app and translate them to the ones you use.

And you mean your Hong Kong and Lasagna Jo.

Just pay the $50 monthly fee and send your grandparents a link to enter their preferred name.

Then wait for them to do it wrong and call you for tech support.

It says you want me to call you N, asterisk, lowercase q, exclamation point.

Then you can just call them whatever you like because.

Anyway, I'm gonna keep calling you Papa Peepee because you peed on me when you were a baby.

Louis Fouchier's grandparent nickname database from the makers of Gramophone, the phone that randomly connects two grandmas.

But we sell ad time during the commercial breaks, you know, to pay for everything.

So we can't just play commercials during the show.

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Why use the towel once you have soiled it?

We can't just show commercials during the show.

It defeats the whole point of having commercials.

And as band leader, I take full responsibility.

I'll be calling a full band meeting to make sure this never happens again.

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