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You know, ladies and gentlemen, I believe that years from now, I think we'll all remember where we were when we did not watch Donald Trump's speech last night.

Yesterday, old Man Baloney Hands somehow convinced every network to preempt their primetime programming to air a presidential address.

Now, usually these only happen for something really big, like George W.

Bush declaring the war on terror, Obama revealing that American forces had killed bin Laden, or Joe Biden announcing that the Amtrak dining car now has warm cookies.

So what was the big national emergency this time?

Eleven months ago, I inherited a mess, and I'm fixing it, and it's going to be great.

Do not be alarmed that the forest has begun to reclaim the White House.

And I know there's no one in this tiny room but me and the cameraman right there who made sure to crank up this giant mic that covers my waddle.

Okay, now that you've got our attention, would you like to bellow any economic numbers without pausing to breathe?

Under the Biden administration, car prices rose 22%, and in many states, 30%.

Now, under our leadership, they are all coming down and coming down fast.

Sir, based on the speed of that delivery, I think you're going to be coming down real fast, because.

Whatever he's on, I'd like some daddy wants speech candy.

I'm not sure what the emergency was here other than his poll numbers, because he just played the old hits.

We had men playing in women's sports, transgender for everybody, crime at record levels with law enforcement, and

words such as that just absolutely forbidden.

Words such as that were forbidden under Biden.

But under Trump, under Donald Trump, we're finally saying Mary Vatmos again.

It seems like even Trump might have felt uncertain about his performance, because after he finished his speech, he.

He turned to the press and said, you think that's easy, giving that speech?

Then Trump asked his chief of staff, they're very kind.

Then Trump asked his chief of staff, Susie Wiles, how he had done.

And she said, I told you 20 minutes, and you were 20 minutes on the dot.

It's like asking your parents, what did you think of my flute solo.

Well, I know I'm your dad, but I thought it was exactly 3 minutes and 14 seconds.

Even people in MAGA world thought it was a bad speech.

One Trump supporter posted, he seems panicked.

I've never seen him like this and I have attended 42 of his rallies.

One big time MAGA podcaster said of the speech, the charisma was gone, the aura was gone, the swagger was gone.

In fact, rumor has it he wears absorbent undergarments for when he rizzes himself.

To make everyone forget how bad last night was, he did something worse.

Today, just before taping, we learned that Trump's hand picked Kennedy center board voted to rename the Kennedy center to the Trump Kennedy Center.

The official name is now the Donald J. Trump and the John F. Kennedy.

White House press gremlin Caroline Levitt dropped the news in a tweet saying, I have just been informed that the highly respected board of the Kennedy center just voted unanimously to rename the Kennedy center to the Trump Kennedy center, adding congratulations to President Donald J.

Trump and likewise, congratulations to President Kennedy.

Did she tweet that on her phone or a Ouija board?

Now, legal experts say this is up the name.

The name can only be changed by an act of Congress.

Plus, the Kennedy center is more than just a name.

Former Kennedy Center President Michael Kaiser explained.

We always called it a living memorial to President Kennedy.

We would have a hard time imagining the Washington Monument or Lincoln Memorial named for someone other than Washington or Lincoln.

So buckle up, America, before this is over.

He's going to rub his balls on everything.

Why not just replace the Liberty Bell with Trump?

I'm thinking all of this nonsense is just to change the subject because legally, the DOJ must release the Epstein files by tomorrow.

Eve, don't forget to leave Santa some cookies and a barf bag.

The DOJ specifically has to release searchable and downloadable copies.

The law says records can't be withheld, delayed or redacted due to concerns about embarrassment, reputational harm, or political sensitivity.

What if this is the end of the road for you and you've wriggled out of everything else, but