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Our national parks has got a little extra nationalist.

And RFK Jr tells you the best way to feed your baby before he gives it measles.

Let's kick things off with national parks.

You know that thing you see when you fall asleep in front of your Apple tv, one of America's most treasured institutions.

And now the Trump administration is making some exciting changes.

The National Park Service this morning making changes to which day Americans can enter national parks for free.

Now adding President Trump's birthday, which falls on Flag Day, and removing Martin Luther King Jr. Day.

Removing MLK Day and Juneteenth from that calendar.

Yeah, no word on why Trump made these changes to MLK Day and Juneteenth at the national parks.

All I know is if you're a black bear right now, you're hibernating with one eye open.

But at least he gave us a different free day.

And I know you're gonna say, bo, he's trying to make his birthday into a national holiday.

You know, Flag Day, that holiday we all know and love, where we stop whatever we're doing to go to a national park and celebrate flags.

And speaking of people who love the great outdoors, let's talk about farmers.

They grow all the fruits and vegetables that rot in the back of our fridges.

But they've had a tough time lately, thanks to Trump's terrorists, which have contributed to a 50% increase in farmers going bankrupt this year.

Someone is coming to save you from Donald Trump.

The Trump administration is giving America's farmers a financial lifeline as the country deals with the fallout from the president's trade wars.

The president today unveiled a $12 billion aid package for farmers.

They do love him, even though he looks like the villain in a movie where someone loses their family farm.

Like, you know how there'll be a scene where he drives up in a limo and he says to the family, this is all gonna be a shopping mall, and

And then all the farmers say, we love you, President Trump.

Maybe it's because his son scares away all the crows.

But the point is, after screwing them with his trade policies, he's unscrewing them with a $12 billion bailout, which is great.

I mean, that's gotta be all the money they lost, right?

Maybe even more that $12 billion aid package trying to help offset $44 billion in farming losses this year.

Yeah, I think carry the 1 and yes, 12 is less than 44.

So basically trumped up the economy so badly that now he has to bail out farmers, and

he can only afford to give them less than a third of what they lost.

Now, how do you rate an economy like that?

But I do want to talk about the economy, sir, Here at home.

And I wonder what grade you would give a.

I mean, that's the same score he got in his mri.

This feels like when your kid goes to, like, a Montessori school.

Wait, is a better than a four leaf clover?

But despite all that, the farmers at the White House did seem happy to be getting anything at all.

Although one of them did have a special request.

The other day, I was reading my little boy a story at night, putting him to bed, and

he said, daddy, I don't want Santa Claus to come to our house for Christmas.

Guys, of course a kid wants Trump instead of Santa.

You don't have to be good all year to get on his nice list.

You just have to buy enough of his crypto.

Also, if you think about it, Trump and Santa aren't that different, Right?

They're both old men, very famous, and they've both been to Epstein Island.

You think just because they're sex slaves, they don't deserve presents?

While Trump was plotting to replace Santa, the First lady spent the day with the OG himself.

And boy, does she look happier than I've seen her in a while.

They were at a military base to promote Toys for Tots, where Melania read some traditional Slovenian Christmas erotic fan fiction.

So with his sleigh parked safely with his reindeer, Santa climbed aboard my Osprey and couldn't stop smiling.

Santa climbed Aboard my Osprey and he pulled out his sack of goodies.

And Trump's Transportation secretary, Sean Duffy is trying to make that a more pleasant experience for everybody.

So I'm announcing at DOT that we have $1 billion in funding for grant programs to make the experience better in airports.

Maybe you want to have a different lane for families to get through tsa.

How are you the transportation secretary?

And your big idea is the same one every annoyed dad has at the airport?

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