Name: Patton Oswalt Created An Old-School Comedy Album That Lets The Audience Use Their Imagination
Uploaded: 2025-11-20T17:10:01.000Z
Duration: 9 min 5 s
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Ladies and gentlemen, my next guest tonight is an Emmy and Grammy Award winning comedian, writer and actor.

You know from Ratatouille, the King of Queens and his many stand up specials.

Please welcome back to the late show, my friend and yours, Mr. Patton Oswald.

I met Benedict Cumberbatch right before I came out.

He's such an amazing actor, but I don't know why this is.

I can't not say his name in my head without saying it to the tune of Queens.

And even when I like see him in a movie, like whenever he enters in my head, I'm like, benedict, come back.

I swear to God, I can't stop it, Benedict.

Every single person who ever sees him do anything terrible, his career's over.

Hey, it's gonna bat you too, Benedict Cumberbatch.

People magazine, as you know, People magazine recently released their sexiest man alive.

Guest star Patton Oswald breaks down playing a sexy Vulcan.

His parents were fascinated with earth culture, so they gave him an earthling name, Doug.

He's an artist and he studies Vulcan catras and he is a sensualist.

Is it the ears or the emotional in availability?

There's a whole come here, go away vibe coming off of Doug.

Why are you denying us the sexy Vulcan that you are now?

Well, the sexy Vulcan takes hours of makeup and face tape and ears.

My torso looks like Walter Matthau's face.

I got a picture and now I'm trying to get rid of it.

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Patton Oswalt Created An Old-School Comedy Album That Lets The Audience Use Their Imagination

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