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  • I went to a Chanukah in middle school one time.

  • I have never seen or eaten Jewish food before.

  • I've been to delis.

  • *hora melody*

  • Ooo!

  • Cold.

  • Mmmm!

  • It's like a cold sausage with sour paste on the top.

  • That weird pickle flavor to it.

  • I'm not quite sure what meat it is

  • It's like if they-- If tuna got like pushed into like a ball

  • Yeah if you like compressed it for like hundreds of years maybe

  • Tastes like how a grocery store smells.

  • I don't mind it though.

  • *deep sigh* I don't know if it's for me. Maybe it's an acquired taste.

  • This is just gross.

  • *hora melody*

  • It's like an apple pie pasta.

  • Huh?

  • This is what I call some white people food.

  • The noodles are really weird.

  • Delicious. Absolutely delicious.

  • It's not like especially bad and it's not good.

  • I like this one.

  • I feel like it wants to be macaroni and cheese and it also wants to be a cake. It just doesn't know which one it is yet.

  • When do you think someone would eat this?

  • When they realize that family members are coming that day and they have is pasta and cinnamon in the pantry.

  • *hora melody*

  • Matzah ball soup! I'm excited for it.

  • I've never had this.

  • Looks like a big ball of potatoes.

  • That's insane.

  • So you just break off a piece?

  • Umm...Ok.

  • I would eat this. All day. I would have sex with this.

  • I'm not surprised that bread goes well with soup though.

  • Right. But this has like egg and some other sh*t in it.

  • It's like a bunch of like noodles mashed together and like put into a big ball.

  • Yeah! Again with the condensed.

  • Again with the condensed.

  • This is like the gateway drug to Jewish food.

  • It just seems like a weird thing to want-- to crave.

  • Right.

  • I want like a little bit of broth and a giant sponge in a bowl, please?

  • *hora melody*

  • This is poop.

  • This guy has to be poop.

  • That seriously looks like diarrhea.

  • *mushy sound*

  • The consistency is exactly like Fancy Feast.

  • *laughing*

  • This is the worst.

  • That's not bad.

  • I would classify that as a pate.

  • I don't get it. I'm sure it's based in some like beautiful tradition, but just as a plate in front of me, it's a little gross.

  • *hora melody*

  • This looks like dessert.

  • These all look good.

  • Ooo! This one has like poppy seeds in it or something.

  • F*ck yeah this is great

  • Mmmmmhmmm!

  • Mmmm! Oh my God.

  • I like the flaky pastry outside and then it has a lot of fun on the inside.

  • This is firm.

  • It's real packed in just like the-- um,... what did we have? The gefilte fish or whatever?

  • Ohh. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

  • It's got the same consistency.

  • Everything is packed in in Jewish food.

  • Get it, Jewish grandmas.

  • Here ya go! Cookies!

  • They got it right.

  • *hora melody*

  • This is "manny-sche-vitz."

  • "Man-eh-she-witz."

  • "Manny-she-waits"

  • "Man-i-shewtz."

  • Looks like we're getting turnt.

  • Smells good.

  • Smells like white wine.

  • A little vinegary.

  • A little strong.

  • l'chaim!

  • Oh that's delicious!

  • It's like a sweet wine.

  • This is sangria.

  • Yeah, it's grape juice.

  • This is incredible.

  • This tastes like a hangover.

  • I feel like I could drink like a whole bottle of this.

  • I feel like you'd drink so much of it that you wouldn't realize how much you've drunken of it.

  • I could get wasted off this at a nice uh...

  • Bar Mitzvah?

  • Passover or bar mitzvah or rosh hashanah or something.

  • *hora melody*

I went to a Chanukah in middle school one time.

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The Jewish Food Taste Test

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    Penelope Aries Black posted on 2014/12/13
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