Name: OH HONEY | Barney Whoz Your DADDY | How I Met Your Mother HIMYM | HD
Uploaded: 2025-10-25T07:25:41.000Z
Duration: 5 min 11 s
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My landlord, he even installed a security camera in my shower.

Maybe I should feel weird about giving a stranger my Social Security number.

I just had a great TV audition behind the kfc, where the executive producer works on the weekends.

Yeah, I always get those emails from Michelle Obama.

So the night went on, and eventually everyone went home except for Ted and Honey.

When she was touching your arm and leaning in real close.

Well, while that was happening, the straw in her drink was pointed right at me.

I mean, that's as clear as the signal gets.

So Robin told me about this whole Ted and Zoe thing.

Dude, she doesn't know how to tell a story.

I spent the night with your friend Barney, and

he accidentally left his phone in my apartment in the garbage.

But I've been going through all of his contacts because I'm sure he wants to get in touch with me.

I guess he recently decided to get in touch with his dad.

His mom gave him the guy's address, so I wrote him a letter, and

I gave him my number and I told him to call me, and he still hasn't called me.

I mean, you have an airline and three Nobel Prizes, and you play for the Yankees.

Let me say, your family tree has got a couple of pretty big coconuts.

I have to say, it was pretty noble of him.

He fell on his sword so that she could fall on mine.

I won't bore you with the details, but to summarize.

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OH HONEY | Barney Whoz Your DADDY | How I Met Your Mother HIMYM | HD

weird

eventually

extremely

fascinating