Name: Conan Gives Staff Performance Reviews | CONAN on TBS
Uploaded: 2025-07-23T16:51:36.000Z
Duration: 9 min 43 s
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I've been told that it is my job to occasionally have performance reviews.

I've asked for some assistance from my script supervisor.

You are a script supervisor, are you not?

Because you're questioning my position on the show.

Megan, in no way do I want you to feel nervous about this.

This is just to decide whether or not you should be fired or not.

Okay, I have to fire three employees today.

Would you please identify the three people you think should go?

Megan, do you have any complaints from me about the way that I run the show?

Are there any personal quirks that I have that make you uncomfortable?

I've been in the habit the last few years of walking up behind women and massaging their shoulders and saying, daddy's home.

Normally, this is the point where I would give you an eight, 10% raise.

And I'd like you to wear that here at the show and at home.

This is your performance review and what is your position here at the show?

I do a lot of things, a lot of logistics.

I deal a lot with the Warner Brothers lot.

I help with scouting locations for remote.

It seems to me that when someone says I do a lot of things, it's to cover the fact that they do very little.

Do you have any complaints about the work environment here?

It's very much unlike any other business environment.

Have you ever seen me do anything that you thought was unprofessional?

So what do you think when I walk up to you in the hallway and I jump on you and start choking you?

I think it's a release valve and I think it's an act of abuse.

No, but now that you're saying that, now I'm concerned and maybe it is.

Is that okay if that's how I get my sexual thrills?

You're okay with me choking you if it gives me sexual pleasure?

Do you think you're strong enough to carry me out of this building if I were unconscious?

I believe I could get you out of the building.

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