Name: Conan Confronts Jordan Schlansky About His Cameos | Team Coco
Uploaded: 2025-07-22T16:56:58.000Z
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I'm standing alongside my companion and professional irritant, Jordan Schlansky.

I wanted to bring something up, which is I wound up the late night show.

Now, that meant some people took other kinds of jobs.

Some people maybe did some things that they're ashamed of, but we all do what we have to do in trying times to get by.

It's true that you have been paying me a reduced salary and I've been depleting my life savings while you have been mentally preparing to start thinking about a new show over one year after the old show ended.

You're just some piece of clay and I need to breathe on you so you can come to life?

What I'm saying is if I've contributed in some small way to some financial gains that you may have achieved in the past year, if you feel that upon-

In the past year, you got paid to do nothing.

Well, I have various and there are various and I have various tasks.

Because you're unemployable outside of my world, no one else wants to employ you.

Are you claiming you've publicly sullied my reputation to the point where I'm unemployable yet owe me nothing in return?

You're saying that I need to do a show in order to employ you to do nothing.

Have you ever publicly ridiculed my work ethic to the point where I may be unattractive to another employer?

Have you ever publicly ridiculed any part of me or my work ethic that if you were an employer and you were prospectively thinking about hiring and you opened the internet and saw what you saw, would you hire me?

You've tried to get work and you couldn't get work.

I would like you to start thinking about a show, okay?

You have your dinners with Timothy Olyphant.

You don't need to be hungry anymore because you've achieved a certain situation, but do you look like the kind of guy that wants to decay mentally, comedically?

Do you think you'd just come back five years later and people will care?

What are you, like some Roman emperor, Kaiser, which is the original Latin pronunciation, by the way, not the Ecclesiastical, which would be Cesar.

But nevertheless, do you think people will just come as you sit there on your throne?

Because it's come to my attention, it came to my attention a while ago, that you were making money off of Cameo.

For our viewers, like my parents, who won't understand, what is Cameo?

Cameo is a website where famous people can record greetings for people, either as a gift to somebody else to celebrate an occasion, or even just as a gift to themselves.

Well, if you book it through the website, you'll get a 9.99 discount, and it'll be 150 even.

I'm directly responding to your mode of questioning.

All right, let's look at one of your Cameos.

I'm Jordan Slansky, and this message is for Javier.

I was contacted by Maren, who let me know that you were celebrating a birthday, July 18th.

I'm here to wish you feliz cumpleaños, and to let you know that I noticed your zodiac sign is cancer, who are known specifically to take great pleasure in the comforts of home.

You've been brainwashed by these monsters.

By the way, I'm a surgeon, if you're aware of that.

I work on the eyes and the brain, 28 years on TV.

You see anyone outside his gate yelling at him?

A couple months after he retired, after 30 years of Entertaining America, do you think there was someone outside his office going, get off your ass, Johnny!

You gold-brickin' Johnny, get off your ass!

Let's just say that I've called, and my son, Jacob, is having a bar mitzvah.

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