Name: Trump To MAGA: Don’t Talk About Jeffrey Epstein | Three Missing Minutes | The Unabomber’s Professor
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I don't know what you all are talking about, but everybody I talk to is talking about what Donald Trump doesn't want to talk about.

It being the conspiracy surrounding his old dancing buddy, Jeffrey Epstein.

For years, for years, before he was, you know, re-elected, and recently, since they all got into office, a bunch of high-ranking people in Trump's administration have kept promising to release the files surrounding Jeffrey Epstein, his mysterious clients, and his suspicious death.

But now, suddenly, for reasons that I legally cannot think of, Donald Trump seems desperate to stop us from knowing who Jeffrey Epstein's clients were.

In fact, yesterday, he said he was surprised anyone even cares about the guy.

He was never a big factor in terms of life.

That sentence was, never a big factor in terms of word?

I don't understand why the Jeffrey Epstein case would be of interest to anybody.

I mean, the most powerful man in the world is blocking information about a cabal of the rich, the famous, and the royal, befriending a con man who regularly flies off in his private plane to his private island to do super illegal sex stuff.

People are afraid he's going to name names.

But before he can, he mysteriously dies right after being taken off a suicide watch in a federal prison during the administration of the guy who is blocking the release of the information.

That's why they call that movie Eyes Wide Shut, because everyone was asleep.

But if for some reason you're still interested in finding out who's on Epstein's list, don't be.

I would say that, you know, these files were made up by Comey.

They were made up by the Biden informa- you know, uh.

But he, but he, but he, he's lying, folks.

By this morning, Trump had enough of this nonsense.

He drew a line in the sand for his supporters, posting in part, the radical left Democrats have hit pay dirt again.

Their new scam is what we will forever call the Jeffrey Epstein hoax.

And my past supporters have bought into this bull-hook, line, and sinker.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

If you insist on asking me about Jeffrey Epstein, please turn in your MAGA hat, your golden shoes, your golden watch, your Trump golden guitar, and also immediately delete any NFTs you have of me as laser eyes, top gun moon man, or outer space lion tamer.

You can't build, you can, Lou, thank you.

You can't, you can't build a brand on conspiracy theories and then get mad when people are interested in your conspiracy theories.

The same reason, same reason hooters had to drop their short-lived ad campaign, if you're not here for the food, please go home.

So, Trump is trying to make this go away, but that's not going to be easy, because in a new poll, just 3% of US adults say they're satisfied with the information released about Jeffrey Epstein. 3%, which means Trump's handling of the Epstein files has the exact same rating as Battlefield Earth does on Rotten Tomatoes, which, coincidentally, is the movie Jeffrey Epstein was watching right before he killed himself.

And keep in mind, keep in mind, Trump has been talking about his ties to Epstein for decades.

In 2002, he told New York Magazine, I've known Jeff for 15 years.

It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side.

But once the world found out exactly what those women were on the younger side of, Trump changed his tune.

He's the kind of terrific guy that I am not a fan of.

He's a lot of fun to be with, and I don't like that at all.

It is even said, it is even said that he is a fan of the kind of beautiful women that I am not a fan of.

That's why I spent so much time with him and his sexy friends on the no thank you express.

Last week, to quell the onslaught of demands for more of this information, the FBI released a video of the outside of Epstein's prison cell.

But instead of quashing the conspiracy theories, it just created more because the FBI admitted the video has a missing minute, which is concerning, okay?

But to kill a guy, you'd need like three times that.

By the way, last night, an analysis by Wired revealed that the video actually had nearly three minutes cut out.

That's not the kind of thing that calms conspiracy theorists down.

The FBI says there wasn't a shooter on the grassy knoll, okay?

Plus, despite the administration claiming it was raw footage, Wired found that the video had been stitched together in Adobe Premiere Pro from two video files.

Further analysis showed that one of the source clips was approximately two minutes and 53 seconds longer than the segment included in the final video.

The song God Only Knows by the Beach Boys.

Who had a private island when he was alive?

Marlon Brando, whose name is an anagram of Almond Baron.

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