Name: 3 funny jokes that will make you laugh hard | best joke of the day
Uploaded: 2025-07-15T00:00:55.000Z
Duration: 1 min 58 s
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A prostitute standing outside a motel in a small town saw a 70-plus-year-old man walking past.

Sentences with would like

She hasn't had a customer for a while, so she whistles at him and says, ''Hey, would you like to have some fun time with me?''

The old man said, ''But I won't be able to.''

The old man whips out his dick and fucks the daylights out of her for 30 minutes.

When he's done, the prostitute, all exhausted and tired, says, ''But you said you won't be able to pay you,'' replied the old man.

There were three guys in a bar boasting about the amount of control they have over their wives after getting drunk.

One said, ''My wife never says no to me.''

The second one says, ''My wife always says yes to me.''

After a while, one of the first two turns to the third man and asks, ''Well, what about you?

What sort of control do you have over your wife?''

Just the other night, my wife came to me on her hands and knees.''

The man thought for a moment, took a sip of his beer, and replied,

She said, ''Get out from under the bed and fight like a man!''

A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly woman.

She looks the man up and down and says, ''I've got news for you.

The man jumps up out of his seat and shouts, ''Man, I'm on the wrong bus!''

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