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My nephew is 25 years old, and he is dating this architect.
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My goodness, she is so smart and interesting, successful, and charismatic.
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And we all hope that he marries her one day.
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But he calls me up earlier this week, and he was like, you know, Auntie Allie, I think I'm going to break up with her.
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Yeah, because she's a boss at work.
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And so she thinks it's okay to come home and boss me around.
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I was like, oh.
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Well, that shit's going to happen to you no matter what.
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Whether she a boss, whether she employed or unemployed, once you get married and have kids, your wife going to boss you around.
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And you would know that if you watched House Hunters.
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House Hunters is a show on HGTV where a couple pretends that there's a decision to be made together.
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And they go on this fake-ass journey, looking at three different houses, and the audience is meant to be left in suspense.
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Which house are they going to choose?
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It's whichever one Barbara wanted in the first place, okay?
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And Barbara, who lives in Boise, Idaho, or wherever the fuck these HGTV shows are filmed, where houses cost $5,000 a acre.
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Barbara, she don't got money, power, or respect, but Barbara is a woman.
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And all women are very good at being extremely unpleasant.
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And holding your happiness and self-esteem hostage until we get what we fucking deserve, okay?
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Yes.
