Okay, people, we got one week until the park opens, all right?

So let's run through it all again, and this time

Please, don't forget your accents.

Get off my case!

It's hot in this getup, you choad!

I've got seven days to get this place ready

And if I don't make it work, I'm right back to the finger-painting college.

My junk is numb!

[horse whinnies]

Ohh! I bit my tongue!

Can someone get the Filipino employee back on that horse?

This place could become the best medieval theme park in the world

The only problem is that a lot of the employees here

work about as hard as a bucket of apples.

[laughs]

It's beer and a ton of powdered donuts

'Cause it's powerful yeahhhh

Powdered SUGAR!

I like to get freaky

Get what I mean?

I can see your crack.

Don't look at me!

I bet your crack went out with your face.

Do you know what that even means?

It means you're pathetic.

[whimper]

I hate that kid.

Who threw these poops on me?!

Listen, son, I'll give you four cents each for them banilla wafers.

You can eat sand, young man

I mean, this guy's really ridiculous

[slap]

Owww!

Uh-oh

Hey girl, how you been?

Face lick -

Ooh, girl, you taste REAL good.

You a fan of the Pikachu?

Hmm, uhhh

Ooo weee, she definitely gets a huzzah!

Dude, that's Denise.

Last night we met this cool guy

And he was black

And then we went to the firebug's house

And I was so good

Though Beth overdrinks.

Is that right

Totally, I mean, she doesn't just sip it

She gets trashed and unrolls my socks

But I eat shrimps

You got the dope?

Yeah, for shiz

Hey, man, hey, listen

Man, I don't know if I'm able to talk to you if you got a stink booty

Nyah!

Nyah, nyah, nyah!

Kind sir, I am the evil stud-muffin

Oh really?

You bet

I got girls in my dreams

How do you feel about people who go "Hadouken!"

Hey, let's dance!

To music!

Chh-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-chh-chh

That's my jam, holmes

I've always wanted to work at a Renaissance Faire, Mr. Eddie

Dang it, Petey, don't ever call it a Renaissance Faire, all right?

Do you trust toothpaste?

Yeah, I think it's all right.

Go have your butt checked.

No, no thanks.

Psych!

I bet that you were a vaguely hot woman

Back in your day

[slap]

You been busy?

I'm working on a gravity belt!

Hey Jimmy, how's it going? All right?

Today, I had a cheesesteak

Then I got a Walkman

Like a fancy Walkman?

Kind of.

I mean, anyone who puts a slice of pizza on bread

is a Puka-Chay Puka-Chay

That's Aztec for "lazy farmer"

I looked on Wikipedia

Cool stuff!

Now I'm gonna touch you.

Do you want to hear your dad sing to you?

'Cause you know, I groove to Kanye's new stuff.

Look Petey,

I just want to comfort you

A nice massage and everything, okay?

No thank you, I don't —

B'daaa

I mean, I just don't —

"A zeeba, zooba, zizzoo bo bah"

That's what it sounds like you're saying right now.

Darth Vader is bad

And his assistant is a mouse

Mmmm, and he used the Force to fix all his cats

Yes, yes, he did

In the basement, I hid some tube socks.

And, that was just crazy. Who hides dumb tube socks?

Old viking dudes.

Tell me how you found the kitten meat.

What does that mean?

The kitten meat I put in my burgers everybody just ate?

What?

What, they're just baby cats

Geez

Um, did that just happen?

I'm not feeling good

'Cause we should have not eaten kitten meat

Poor baby

You need a song

[singing] Little bunny bunny

You're so pretty and cute and you're precious to me

That's not doing much good.

You dress ratchet.

You're so mean, you're SO mean!

Well, you're a big toot!

Well, you jerk, at least I never kissed Johnny Schatzmann

He was a capricorn!

Your dog is eewie and it stinks!

Aww, come on!

Now I ask YOU a question,

You think they should make iPhones for babies? 'Cause I do

Hee ooh ohhhhh

The hotdog stand's got no ketchup.

Jazz hand.

We should start with the —

Okay, that's it.

Wait, no