Name: When he's way fitter than you ??? Elena Gabrielle
Uploaded: 2025-03-27T13:17:54.000Z
Duration: 14 min 53 s
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So I'm trying at this gym, but when I go to the gym like I'm all about minimal effort, right?

Like the least amount of effort I can do just so that I can go to brunch with my friends in my active wear and say I went to the gym this morning.

Modal verbs - A2

So I'm on all the machines where you sit down because you can still be on Instagram at the same time.

So I'm there and I'm like trying to do stuff.

Like I didn't know what the fuck I was doing.

And then I feel this presence behind me, right?

And there's like super jacked dude, like, you know, you know that guy at the gym with no neck?

And he was so jacked and he came up behind me, right?

And then he just taps me on the shoulder like He's like, hey You're doing it wrong Because I was also pre-menstrual and I was ready for a fight, right?

Because I was gonna turn around to this guy and lecture him on the patriarchy, the Me Too movement, and how hard it is to be a woman in 2019.

Like I was gonna go to town and I turn around and he was fucking massive.

But as I'm going up and I'm like looking at his biceps that are as big as my head and then I look into his eyes.

And I'm thinking like, yeah, I could lecture this guy on feminism, the patriarchy, Me Too movement, but I was horny.

So instead, I just looked up at him and said He was like, oh, and I was like, oh my god, we're gonna have great sex.

And now in my life, like that's all I want.

I just want, you know the kind of sex where you have to change the sheets the next day?

The kind of sex where you question whether or not your arsehole and vagina are now connected as one.

You know the sex that you think about three days later in a work meeting and your pussy's like Just riding that moist wave at work all day.

Your boss is like, we've got a flow chart.

He's like, squitch, squitch, squitch, squitch all day.

I'm like, this is gonna be animalistic, like Neanderthal, Popeye.

So then we go out for dinner that night and we're sitting there.

He orders poached chicken and poached broccoli, and I'm trying to eat all of the carbs.

And then he says to me, he goes, hey, um, I need to tell you something.

But also I was intrigued, so I asked him, uh, why are you dumb?

He's like, you know, like when I started training, I like stopped eating carbs and you need carbs for brain development, but look at my muscles!

So the date was really, it was really dry, and I'm not, and I'm thinking like, I really want to have sex with this guy.

And then my jet lag started to kick in and I was like, oh, this is not gonna happen.

And I was thinking like, maybe, maybe I'll just have like a couple of glasses of wine.

Just a couple of glasses of wine, a couple of glasses, and that will help stave off the jet lag, but also help bring my IQ level down to his, right?

Because alcohol kills brain cells, Norway.

But the thing that you've got to realise about me at this point in my life is that I'd been nearly two years sober.

And normally that gets a round of applause, but here in Norway, you're like, what the fuck is wrong with me?

Without alcohol, you wouldn't have a population, okay?

So I'm there, I order two glasses of wine, and I'm about to sip this glass of wine, and I haven't had alcohol in nearly two years.

Now, I don't know if anyone here has been without alcohol for...

Just remember when you were nine, and you took your first sip of alcohol.

So I go to take this sip, and I'm like...

I was like, what is, what is that magical feeling?

And then this thing started to rise within me, and I was like, what?

And then it moved straight down south, and my pussy was like, I'm ready!

So then he invites me back to his place, but he does it in the weirdest way possible.

He goes, hey, you want to come back to my place for some protein shakes?

And I'm thinking, like, oh, definitely euphemism, probably organic, right?

So we go back to his place, and then as he starts making protein shakes, I'm like, oh, yeah, he's dumb, that's right, and he starts making these protein shakes, and they didn't, like, they looked, like, they weren't like a nice chocolate brown.

And because he's an Instagram influencer, he had a line of protein shakes that he was trying, and so I'm there, and I'm trying to do that thing, like, mmm, yummy!

He's like, hey, I'm just gonna go have a quick shower, you know, make yourself at home.

My laptop's open over there, Spotify's open, put some music on, and I'll be out in a sec.

So he goes into the shower, and I'm like, fuck.

Now I have to choose music for sexy time.

It's almost the same level of stress as when I'm in the supermarket here, and I have to pack my bags before the next dickhead comes along.

And, because you don't want to fuck it up.

You don't want to put on a play mix, and as you're coming, let it go, let it go, comes on.

Why I'm listening to Frozen is my business, okay?

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