Name: When Your Ex Gets with Your Homie
Uploaded: 2025-02-28T15:46:56.000Z
Duration: 7 min 5 s
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I order my latte, and when I go to pay for it, I realize I left my wallet in the car.

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Just as I turn to go get it, I hear the guy behind me say,

Christina used to do stuff like that for people all the time.

All right, Todd. We're not talking about your ex-girlfriend today.

Every single time, he drinks way too much, and then—

Christina used to do cute stuff like that all the time.

Anything we say, he's just gonna relate it back to Christina.

Hey, Todd. I can't wait to eat the ham and cheese sandwich I have waiting for me at my house.

Christina used to eat ham and cheese sandwiches.

Stop bringing up all these things that pertain to Christina, and I'll stop talking about Christina.

Chris, come on. Oh, you're taking the beers?

It's really immature of you. You wouldn't even give me a second chance to stop talking about Christina.

Then come with me, or your girl could be next.

Everything we know about Christina the night she disappeared.

That's what I thought initially, but then I started doing some digging, and the whole thing doesn't make any sense.

Two months ago, Jake's cops and robbers party.

She was hammered, tired, and wanted to get to sleep, but she wouldn't let me walk her home, which is unusual.

So at 1035, she texted me, home safe, with this selfie.

That would be the last text I ever received from her.

From the time she left the party to the time she got home, that's 14 minutes, 3.6 miles.

A physical improbability to walk home that fast.

Okay, well, maybe she walked really fast.

Oh, dud, dude, she took an Uber. Mystery solved.

She's banned from Uber because she threw up in the back of an XL after Jake's Super Bowl party.

Same deal, but Jake's Fourth of July party.

It's a no-bird zone half a mile into the ride, thus forcing oneself to walk alongside the scooter.

And according to Jake's ring doorbell, the only other person who left at the same time was...

And you're going to help me catch this cheating son of a bitch.

I'll return this whole cork board, and I'll just let my friend f*** my girlfriend.

We're really just going to sit here in front of his house until he—

I guarantee you that Christina's going to walk out of that house wearing some lingerie.

Not an option. There's too many lives at risk.

If he didn't Christina like this, what makes you think he's not going to come for your ex-girlfriend Kayla next?

Whatever Chris is doing, yes, I'll admit, it's a little weird.

I don't know. Whatever you think he did to Christina, I promise you, he didn't.

Dude, I think it's time we get the cops involved.

I mean, he's probably just sparing a bag of money or a time capsule.

I mean, he's into sentimental stuff like that, right?

Bro, I don't even think we know who this guy is anymore.

Oh my God, he's bringing out a ham and cheese sandwich.

Christina used to love ham and cheese sandwiches.

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