story of how a group of plucky English people struck a blow for religious freedom and founded

the greatest, freest and fattest nation the world has ever seen. These Brits entered a

barren land containing no people and quickly invented the automobile, baseball and Star

Trek and we all lived happily ever after.

Mr. Green, Mr. Green, if it is really that simple, I am so getting an A in this class.

Oh, me from the past, you're just a delight.

[INTRO]

So most Americans grew up hearing that the United States was founded by pasty English

people who came here to escape religious persecution, and that's true of the small proportion of

people who settled in the Massachusetts Bay and created what we now know is New England.

But these Pilgrims and Puritans, there's a difference, weren’t the first people or

even the first Europeans to come to the only part of the globe we didn't paint over.

In fact they weren’t the first English people. The first English people came to Virginia.

Off topic but how weird is it that the first permanent English colony in the Americas was

named not for Queen Elizabeth’s epicness but for her supposedly chastity. Right anyway,

those first English settlers weren't looking for religious freedom, they wanted to get

rich. The first successful English colony in America was founded in Jamestown, Virginia

in 1607. I say "successful" because there were two previous attempts to colonize the

region. They were both epic failures. The more famous of which was the colony of Roanoke

Island set up by Sir Walter Raleigh which is famous because all the colonists disappeared

leaving only the word Croatoan on carved into a tree.

Jamestown was a project of the Virginia Company which existed to make money for its investors,

something it never did. The hope was that they would find gold in the Chesapeake region

like the Spanish had in South America, so there were a disproportionate number of goldsmiths

and jewelers there to fancy up that gold which of course did not exist. Anyway, it turns

out that jewelers dislike farming so much so that Captain John Smith who soon took over

control of the island once said that they would rather starve than farm.

So in the first year, half of the colonists died. Four hundred replacements came, but,

by 1610, after a gruesome winter called the starving time, the number of colonists had

dwindled to sixty-five. And eventually word got out that the new world’s one-year survival

rate was like twenty percent and it became harder to find new colonists. But 1618, a

Virginia company hit upon a recruiting strategy called the head right system which offered

fifty acres of land for each person that a settler paid to bring over, and this enabled

the creation of a number of large estates which were mostly worked on and populated

by indentured servants.

Indentured servants weren't quite slaves, but they were kind of temporary slaves, like

they could be bought and sold and they had to do what their masters commanded. But after

seven to ten years of that, if they weren't dead, they were paid their freedom dues which

they hoped would allow them to buy farms of their own. Sometimes that worked out, but

often either the money wasn't enough to buy a farm or else they were too dead to collect

it. Even more ominously in 1619, just twelve years after the founding of Jamestown the

first shipment of African slaves arrived in Virginia. So the colony probably would have

continued to struggle along if they hadn't found something that people really loved:

tobacco.

Tobacco had been grown in Mexico since at least 1000 BCE, but the Europeans had never

seen it and it proved to be kind of a "thank you for the small pox; here's some lung cancer”

gift from the natives. Interestingly King James hated smoking. He called it “a custom

loathsome to the eye and hateful to the nose" but he loved him some tax revenue, and nothing

sells like drugs. By 1624 Virginia was producing more than 200,000 pounds of tobacco per year.

By the 1680s, more than 30 million pounds per year. Tobacco was so profitable the colonists

created huge plantations with very little in the way of towns or infrastructure to hold

the social order together, a strategy that always works out brilliantly. The industry

also structured Virginian society. First off, most of the people who came in the 17th century,

three-quarters of them were servants .So Virginia to give a microcosm of England: a small class

of wealthy landowners sitting atop a mass of servants. That sounds kind of dirty but

it was mostly just sad. The society was also overwhelmingly male; because male servants

were more useful in the tobacco fields, they were the greatest proportion of immigrants.

In fact they outnumbered women five to one. The women who did come over were mostly indentured

servants, and if they were to marry, which they often did because they were in great

demand, they had to wait until their term of service was up. This meant delayed marriage

which meant fewer children which further reduced the number of females. Life was pretty tough

for these women, but on the upside Virginia was kind of a swamp of pestilence, so their

husbands often died, and this created a small class of widows or even unmarried women who,

because of their special status, could make contracts and own property, so that was good,

sort of.

Ok. So a quick word about Maryland. Maryland was the second Chesapeake Colony, founded

in 1632, and by now there was no messing around with joint stock companies. Maryland was a

proprietorship: a massive land grant to a single individual named Cecilius Calvert.

Calvert wanted to turn Maryland into like a medieval feudal kingdom to benefit himself

and his family, and he was no fan of the representational institutions that were developing in Virginia.

Also Calvert was Catholic, and Catholics were welcome in Maryland which wasn't always the

case elsewhere.

Speaking of which, let's talk about Massachusetts. So Jamestown might have been the first English

colony, but Massachusetts Bay is probably better known. This is a largely because the

colonists who came there were so recognizable for their beliefs and also for their hats.

That’s right. I’m talking about the Pilgrims and the Puritans. And no, I will not be talking

about Thanksgiving... is a lie. I can’t help myself, but only to clear up the difference

between Pilgrims and Puritans and also to talk about Squanto. God I love me some Squanto.

Let's go to the Thought Bubble.

Most of the English men and women who settled in New England were uber-Protestant Puritans

will believed the Protestant Church of England was still too Catholic-y with its kneeling

and incense and extravagantly-hatted archbishops. The particular Puritans who, by the way did

not call themselves that; other people did, who settled in new England were called Congregationalists

because they thought congregations should determine leadership and worship structures,

not bishops. The Pilgrims were even more extreme. They wanted to separate more or less completely

from the Church of England. So first they fled to the Netherlands, but the Dutch were

apparently too corrupt for them, so they rounded up investors and financed a new colony in

1620.

They were supposed to live in Virginia, but in what perhaps should have been taken as

an omen, they were blown wildly off course and ended up in what's now Massachusetts,

founding a colony called Plymouth. While still on board their ship the Mayflower 41 of the

150 or so colonists wrote and signed an agreement called the Mayflower Compact in which they

all bound themselves to follow "just and equal laws" that their chosen representatives would

write-up. Since this was the first written framework for government in the US, it's kind

of a big deal. But anyway the Pilgrims had the excellent fortune of landing in Massachusetts

with six weeks before winter, and they have a good sense not to bring very much food with

them or any farm animals. Half of them died before winter was out. The only reason they

didn't all die was that local Indians led by Squanto gave them food and saved them.

A year later, grateful that they had survived mainly due to the help of an alliance with

the local chief Massasoit, and because the Indians had taught them how to plant corn

and how to catch fish, the Pilgrims held the big feast: the first Thanksgiving. Thanks

Thought Bubble! And by the way, that feast was on the fourth Thursday in November, not

mid-October as is celebrated in some of these green areas we call not America. Anyway Squanto

was a pretty amazing character and not only because he helped save the Pilgrims.

He found that almost all of his tribe, the Patuxet had been wiped out by disease and

eventually settled with the Pilgrims on the site of his former village and then died of

disease because it is always ruining everything. So the Pilgrims struggled on until 1691 when

their colony was subsumed by the larger and much more successful Massachusetts Bay Colony.

The Massachusetts Bay colony was chartered in 1629 by London merchants who, like the

founders of the Virginia Company, hoped to make money. But unlike Virginia, the board

of directors relocated from England to America which meant that in Massachusetts they had

a greater degree of autonomy and self-government than they did in Virginia. Social unity was

also much more important in Massachusetts than it was in Virginia. The Puritans' religious

mission meant that the common good was, at least at first, put above the needs or the

rights of the individual. Those different ideas in the North and South about the role

of government would continue... until now.

Oh God. It's time for the mystery document?

The rules are simple. I read the mystery document which I have not seen before. If I get it

right, then I do not get shocked with the shock pen, and if I get it wrong I do.

All right.

"Wee must be knitt together in this worke as one man, wee must entertaine each other

in brotherly Affeccion, wee must be willing to abridge our selves of our superfluities

(su-per-fluities? I don't know), for the supply of others necessities, wee must uphold a familiar

Commerce together in all meekenes, gentlenes, patience and liberallity, ... for wee must

Consider that wee shall be as a Citty upon a Hill, the eies of all people are uppon us;

soe that if wee shall deale falsely with our god in this worke wee have undertaken and

soe cause him to withdrawe his present help from us, wee shall be made a story and a byword

through the world."

All right, first thing I noticed: the author of this document is a terrible speller or

possibly wrote this before English was standardized. Also, a pretty religious individual and the

community in question seems to embrace something near socialism of bridging the superfluous

for others' necessities. Also it says that the community should be like a city upon a

hill, like a model for everybody, and because of that metaphor, I know exactly where it

comes from: the sermon A Model of Christian Charity by John Winthrop.

Yes! Yes! No punishment!

This is one of the most important sermons in American history. It shows us just how

religious the Puritans were, but it also shows us that their religious mission wasn't really

one of individualism but of collective effort. In other words, the needs of the many outweigh

the needs of the few or the one. But this city on a hill metaphor is the basis for one

kind of American exceptionalism: the idea that we are so special and so godly that we

will be a model to other nations, at least as long, according to Winthrop, as we act

together. Lest you think Winthrop’s words were forgotten, they did become the centerpiece

of Ronald Reagan’s 1989 farewell address.

Okay so New England towns were governed democratically, but that doesn't mean that the Puritans were

big on equality or that everybody was able to participate in government because no. The

only people who could vote or hold office were church members, and to be a full church

member you had to be a “visible saint", so really, power stayed in the hands of the

church elite. The same went for equality. While it was better than in the Chesapeake

Colonies or England, as equality went...eh, pretty unequal. As John Winthrop declared,

"Some must be rich and some poor, some high and eminent in power and dignity, others mean

and in subjection."

Or as historian Eric Foner put it "Inequality was considered an expression of God's will

and while some liberties applied to all inhabitants, there were separate lists of rights for freemen,

women, children and servants."

There was also slavery in Massachusetts. The first slaves were recorded in the colony in

1640. However, Puritans really did foster equality in one sense. They wanted everyone

to be able to read the Bible. In fact, parents could be punished by the town councils for

not properly instructing their children in making them literate. So when Roger Williams