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  • I've had a really good time tonight. Mm-hmm. You know, I rarely connect with someone this much on the first date

  • Me neither

  • I've had a really good time too, you know

  • Are you gonna eat that bread? I just like the smell

  • You make me laugh

  • Mm-hmm. Would you like to move over to the couch?

  • Maybe I'll just turn down the lights a little. How about all the way?

  • Wow cool poster or should I say groovy poster?

  • So, uh, yeah, where were we?

  • Are those your teeth? Oh

  • You can see them, huh? Yes, they're insanely white. Yeah, I I did that for you

  • What's the matter with you

  • Me you've got a black light. It's 1999. Oh my god

  • The pages are stuck together

  • Chandler

  • Oh my god, she she made half an English trifle in

  • Half a shepherd's pie

  • Mm-hmm

  • This is so good that I'm gonna go enjoy it on the balcony

  • So I can enjoy the view whilst I enjoy my dessert

  • And tell her how good this is for Monica's room I'll help you dial

  • I'm gonna go into the bathroom so I can look at it in the mirror as I eat it

  • Oh, okay. Now, what was that all about? Is it does it not taste good? Let me try it. Oh, no, no

  • All gone

  • So good, maybe Chandler has some left

  • It tastes like feet I

  • I

  • Like it

  • Are you kidding what's not to like custard good jam good meat good

  • Bird just grabbed it

  • And they're trying to fly away with it and and then just dropped it on the street

  • Yes, but if it's any consolation before the bird dropped it he seemed to enjoy it

  • Hey, I hear that you and Joshua are going out to dinner with Ross and Emily and I think that's I think that's really cool

  • Yeah, Rachel. I think you're handling that really well

  • Handling it

  • Handling it. There's nothing to handle. You know, maybe I would have a problem with this if it wasn't for me and Joshua

  • You know, they're not gonna get married anyway

  • What come on they rushed into this thing so fast, it's ridiculous

  • I mean, they're gonna be engaged for like what a year

  • Somewhere along the way one of them is gonna realize what they've done. They're gonna call the whole thing off

  • I'm telling you you're gonna be dancing at my wedding before you're dancing at theirs. Yeah, well, I don't dance weddings

  • Because weddings are a great place to meet women and when I dance I look like this

  • I

  • Mean

  • So, what are you guys doing four weeks from today nothing nothing I am

  • Free

  • Great because Emily and I are getting married in a month

  • What?

  • Yep in a month. Yeah, you mean you mean 30 days? Yeah

  • From now. Yeah

  • Rachel she and Phoebe took the stripper to the hospital

  • Did you know Chandler kissed Rachel what when was this 1987 the weekend you guys visited me at school. Oh my god, that's wild

  • Yeah, but it was like a million years ago. So it doesn't matter

  • Well, it matters to me why because the night you kissed Rachel was the night

  • I kissed Rachel for the very first time you kissed her that night to two guys in one night

  • Oh, I thought she became a slut after she got her nose fixed

  • Seriously where did this happen? Okay after you told me she was passed out in our room

  • I went in there to make sure she was alright. She was lying on my bed all buried in people's coats

  • Well, I went to kiss her on the forehead, you know, but it was so dark. I accidentally got her lips

  • I started to pull away, but then I felt her start to kiss me back

  • It was only for a second, but it was amazing. And now now I find out that you kissed her first

  • What bed did you say she was on mine?

  • I'm pretty sure I put her on my bed. No, she was definitely on my bed

  • Why would I kiss a girl and then put her on your bed?

  • Well, then who was on my bed

  • You were under the pile of coats I was the pile of coats oh

  • My god

  • You were my first kiss with Rachel

  • You take half and I take half. Well, that's not fair. You've already had some. Oh, no, not you know what?

  • I think Monica would be very interested to know that you called her cheesecake dry and mealy. What do we use to split it? Okay

  • All right pick a half okay, well this side looks bigger

  • I'm gonna split it. I'm gonna split it. I'm gonna split it. I'm gonna split it

  • This side looks bigger

  • More crust on this side

  • So even if I measure for God's sake just pick a piece

  • There you go enjoy your half my friend, but that is it no sharing no switching

  • And don't come crying to me if you eat your piece too fast

  • Oh

  • All right, you're gonna give me some of your piece oh

  • No, no, no switching. No sharing. Don't come crying to me. Ha ha ha

  • I may just sit here and have my cake all day. Just sit here in the hallway and eat my

  • Oh

  • Okay, look there's a piece of doesn't have floor on it stick to your side

  • What do we have took care of everything thanks a lot co-host

  • It take care of everything there's there's plenty of things for you to do uh-huh like what

  • Cups

  • Cups you're giving me cups and ice

  • Cups and ice oh I get to be in charge of cups and ice all right

  • Fine okay, I will be in charge of cups and ice wait a minute. I get ice at the rest

  • I got it

  • Hey check it out a cup hat a banner cup chandelier and the thing that started it off the cup

  • Great job with the cups beeps

  • Why don't you just go out with her

  • And did you notice the ice look we have it all we have crushed cubes and dry watch

  • Mystical

  • No one's eating my Tuscan finger food because they're all filling up on baby snow cones there are snow cones snow cones

  • You know go go thank you

  • My god these pants I'm burning up

  • She wants to snuggle now, what is she trying to kill me? It's like a volcano in here

  • Are you hot no, okay, let's just be me then

  • That was just the pants on the couch um

  • Hey, do you mind if I use your bathroom?

  • Oh

  • Oh

  • My god

  • Hello Joey, it's Ross. I need some help Chandler's not here. Well, you can help me

  • Okay, listen, I'm in Elizabeth's bathroom nice

  • I

  • Got really hot in my leather pants

  • So I took them off but they must have shrunk from there the sweat or something or or my legs expanded from the heat

  • That is quite a situation

  • Do you see any like powder

  • Sprinkle some of that on your legs. It'll absorb some of the moisture and then you can get your pants back on

  • I

  • See lotion I have lotion without work. Yeah sure throw some of that on there

  • Oh

  • Ross okay. There's still there's still not coming on man and the lotion and the powder have made a paste

  • Really

  • What color is it

  • Well, I'm just if the paste matches the pants you can make yourself a pair of pace pants and she won't know the difference

  • Dude what am I Rachel's here? So good luck, man. Let me know how it works out

  • I have such a problem. Well, your timing couldn't be better. I am putting out fires all over the place

  • I

  • Ross

  • You've been in there for a long time. I'm starting to get kind of freaked out. All right, I'm coming out

  • Hey, can you turn the lights off

  • No, let's just leave the lights on

  • Oh

  • My phone I

  • Had a problem I took the quiz and it turns out I do put career before men

  • Get up what you're my seat. How is this your seat?

  • Because I was sitting there but then you left well, it's not like I went to Spain

  • I went to the bathroom. You knew I was coming back. What's the big deal sit somewhere else?

  • The big deal is I was sitting there last so

  • That's my seat

  • Actually, the last place you were sitting was in there so

  • Guys, you know what? You know what?

  • It doesn't matter because you both have to go get dressed before the big vein in my head pops

  • All right, Ross. I just have to do one thing really quickly. It's not a big deal

  • All right, fine, you know what we'll both sit in the chair

  • I'm so comfortable

  • Me too. In fact, I think I might be a little too

  • Okay, look we have 19 minutes, okay Chandler I want you to go and change

  • Okay, and then when you come back Joey will go change and he'll have vacated the chair. Okay. Okay. All right

  • Fine, I'm going when I get back. It's chair city and I'm the guy who's sitting in a chair

  • All right, you will notice that I am fully dressed I in turn have noticed that you are not

  • So in the words of a a mil get out of my chair deal hole

  • Okay

  • What are you doing we said I had to give you the chair you didn't see anything about the cushions

  • The cushions are the essence of the chair. That's right. I'm taking the essence

  • We'll be back. Oh, there's nobody in the room

  • Where's my underwear

  • Come on, come on what you took his underwear. He took my essence. Okay, hold on

  • Joey why can't you just wear the underwear you're wearing now because I'm not wearing any underwear now

  • Okay, then why do you have to wear underwear tonight it's a rented tux, okay, I'm not gonna go commando in another man's fatigue

  • Well, then it looks like somebody's gonna have to give somebody back his cushions

  • Okay, you hide my clothes. I'm gonna do the exact opposite to you

  • What are you what are you gonna show me my clothes hey opposite is opposite

  • He's got nothing

  • Okay, buddy boy, here it is

  • You hide my clothes. I'm wearing everything you want. Oh

  • My god

  • That is so not the opposite of taking somebody's underwear

  • Look at me. I'm Chandler. Could I be wearing any more clothes?

  • Maybe if I wasn't going commando