Smells like a garden shed in here.

Finn, I think you have to go dentist.

I can't go dentist, Jake.

You gotta take care of it.

Ugh, just go dentist, dude.

Okay.

Easy does it.

Aaaaaah!

This is so bad.

What did Princess Bubblegum say when you showed her?

Uh, hmm.

Finn, this is literally serious.

You have to go dentist.

No!

Dude, you got to go dentist.

No!

I'm too strong for the world!

I don't want to go dentist, Jake.

They put you in a hole filled with snakes and rotten butter and they leave you there.

Come on, man.

It's not that bad.

Ugh, okay.

Aaaaaah!

Right?

Aaaaaah!

This isn't so bad.

My sword.

Wonder where the...

Soft sand.

Ant.

Welcome to dentist, cadet.

I'm Lieutenant Gamergate.

Snakes and rotten butter.

A common mistake.

You were expected to arrive with snacks and a flashlight.

Either way, you're here.

So dentist is ants?

Dentist is dentist, cadet.

Drop and get me 20.

I don't have any money.

Funny man goes dentist, huh?

The Queen's office is in the Royal Hill.

Holes.

Hmm.

Listen, I wasn't here when you came in.

I'm a very busy woman.

Hello, my name is General Tarsil.

I am the current Queen of this regiment and please have a seat.

As a first time recruit, I'm confident that you have no idea what you're doing here.

My tooth hurts.

Let's take a look at your file.

Ah, you're a fighter.

We can use a fighter.

My tooth hurts.

What?

Of course it does.

Let me explain.

You have gone dentist.

That means that you will serve a brief tour of duty and in exchange we will provide full dental rehabilitation.

You will be on the front fighting monsters.

Monstrous monster.

Worms.

Worms.

The worms are employed by the flies.

Worms.

Work for the flies.

You fight them, we'll fix your teeth.

Me.

Yes, you.

Your mission is to secure this junction at all costs.

Upon completion of service, you will be sworn to absolute secrecy.

The flies have spies everywhere.

Fly spies.

These worms are no joke, so you'll be assigned a partner.

Let's see.

Cadet Tiffany Oiler.

Tiffany?

Tiffany!

Then I'm going to kill you.

That guy wants to kill me.

Tough nuts, that's dentist.

Cadets, dinner is being served in the mess hall, central hill, sub tunnel 8.

Do you have anything less sugary?

Yo, Finn.

I'm going to kill you.

Doing it from a tooth.

Rough.

Thought so.

Hey, uh, partner?

Um, so how are you doing, Tiffany?

Yeah, I lost my teeth eating the baker's shard.

Slash sugar, right?

Oh, did you already know what dentist is?

See, this is a good example of why I want to kill you.

You're ignorant.

Heed my words, Finn, as the miller's wheel forever outrages the seed, so the good apple boringly receives his neighbor's worm.

The hay?

And all the corn gets smushed to grease.

Tiffany, look, we gotta work together, right?

Why don't we let bygones be bygones?

Bygones?

Ha!

That's you!

By-gone!

Do you want my peach?

Bygone!

Hey!

Stand down, cadets!

Retire to your bunks!

Tonight, lights out.

Tomorrow, your eyes out!

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