♪ Hey, wow... ♪

♪ Here's how ♪

♪ Come and read ♪

♪ Between the lions ♪

CHORUS: ♪ Come on ♪

♪ Come in ♪

♪ Begin ♪

♪ The world awaits ♪

WOMAN: ♪ Between the lions ♪

♪ Between the covers of a book ♪

♪ It's time to look between the lions ♪

♪ Behold the tales beyond the tails ♪

CHORUS: ♪ Behind the door ♪

♪ Become, explore ♪

♪ Come in between the lions ♪

♪ Begin between the lions ♪

♪ Be here between the lions! ♪

( chuckling )

( Lionel and Leona arguing )

Oh, that's a keeper.

Cubs, listen!

Will you please keep it down in the library?

( cubs still arguing in distance )

Eeh...

Uh...

Click!

The cubs are in that book there

about ships, The Admiral's Adventure.

LIONEL: We're on the high seas.

I'm having an adventure.

Oh, that's my toe!

Oh, Leona, could you please stay over there?

I am over there.

You bumped into me.

There's just not enough room in this book.

This is bad.

This is so bad.

This is terrible-- it's very, very bad.

Listen...

Engaging drag and drop.

( beeping )

( whooshing; Theo yelling )

( thud )

All right, look, what's the problem, cubs?

Dad, Dad, this is very bad.

It's very bad.

There's not enough room in this book.

Yes, and it's making me mad.

Yes, and it couldn't get any worse.

Couldn't get any worse, eh?

You know, I know a story

that I think you two should hear.

I'll go get it.

Click, drag me out!

( Theo squeals )

( thud )

What took you so long?

Eh, okay, gather round.

This is a Russian folk tale...

THEO ( reading ):

( splat )

( wet thwack )

THEO:

( wet thwack )

THEO:

Speak to the wise woman.

That's me.

O wise woman, there's no room in my house

for all of my family.

Maybe I'm not making myself clear.

I look at you, and I think...

But I can solve all your troubles.

THEO: So the wise woman charged the sad dad eight kopecks.

Eight kopecks?

In advance.

THEO:

Bring all your animals into the house.

Bring all my animals into the house.

THEO:

THEO:

CLEO: Theo, my love, could you please read louder?

Read louder, Cleo, my sweet?

Yes, everyone is trying to hear you read.

Yeah, man, we never looked at one book

and heard a lion inside it

reading a different book before.

Way nutty, man.

( sighs )

You know, Cleo, if everyone wants to hear this story

why don't we have Click drag and drop you all in here, hmm?

What?

What?

All of us?

Yep-- Send them in, Click.

CLICK: Executing command.

( whooshing, thudding and squealing )

And now...

BUSTER: Huh! Just what the world needs.

"Dear Walter and Clay Pigeon

"I want to be a basketball player.

"What should I do?

Signed, Adam, age 37."

Adam, our advice is, um... um...

Uh...

Feed the pigeons.

Yeah, right.

What?

That is bad advice.

Very bad advice.

Hey, it could be, uh...

Worse?

Yeah, we could tell all pigeons

to come and sit on Buster's...

Uh... head!

Yeah!

( laughing )

BUSTER: Don't make me mad.

( pigeons stammering )

Bye!

This has been...

Bad.

( makes short "a" sound )

Hey, it's standing room only

for Martha Reader and the Vowelles

screaming that fabulous short "a"-- "aah"-- sound

in the world "flag."

( Martha singing repeated short "a" sound to pop tune )

( Vowelles respond rhythmically with short "a" sound )

( crowd makes short "a" sound )

( monkeys hooting )

An.

A... n... an.

( whistles )

( makes B sound )

B... an... ban.

Ban.

( whistles )

J... o... jo.

Ban... jo.

"Banjo."

( imitates banjo picking tune )

Banjo.

( heavy metal music playing )

♪ "b" and "d" confusion ♪

♪ Really drains my brain ♪

♪ Sometimes b-i-g, "big" ♪

♪ Looks like d-i-g, "dig" ♪

♪ "b" and "d" are driving me insane! ♪

♪ When I look at those crazy letters ♪

♪ "b" and "d"-- they look a little alike ♪

♪ But "bunk" and "dunk" ♪

♪ And "boom" and "doom" ♪

♪ Are as different as day and night. ♪

♪ When I look at them close together ♪

♪ I can see they're kind of turned around ♪

♪ But "bent" and "dent" ♪

♪ And "bare" and "dare" ♪

♪ Have a very, very different sound. ♪

♪ ♪ ♪

♪ "b" and "d" confusion ♪

♪ Turn my "bread" to "dread" ♪

♪ When I see the word "brag" ♪

♪ Sometimes think it's a "drag" ♪

♪ "b" and "d," you're messin' with my head. ♪

♪ ♪ ♪

♪ "b" and "d" confusion ♪

♪ Thought my "bog" was a "dog." ♪

♪ ♪ ♪

♪ "b" and "d" confusion... ♪

♪ ♪ ♪

♪ Got my mind in a fog... ♪

♪ ♪ ♪

♪ "b" and "d" confusion... ♪

♪ ♪ ♪

♪ Thought my "brink" was a "drink" ♪

Ha!

Imagine my surprise!

I tried to drink my brink!

What do you think?!

( laughs )

WOMAN:

( snaps fingers quietly )