Hey.

Ross, I know you're pissed at me

but we have to talk about this.

Uh, actually, we don't.

Fine, okay, fine, but I gotta say

technically, I didn't even do anything wrong.

What, you didn't do anything wrong?

I said I didn't technically.

(audience laughing)

Well, let's put aside the fact that you

accidentally picked up my grandmother's ring

and you accidentally proposed to Rachel.

Can I just stop you right there for a second?

When people do this, I don't really know what that means.

(audience laughing and clapping)

You were saying.

And I can even understand that you couldn't tell Rachel

but why couldn't you tell me, huh?

You had all day to, and you didn't.

I know, I should've, I'm sorry.

(audience laughing)

Not using it right, Joe.

(audience laughing)

I'm gonna go.

No, come on, look, Ross,

we have to get past this.

Give me the bag.

No, no, I don't know what else to do.

I said I'm sorry.

- Joey. - Now you should scream at me

or curse me or hit me.

- I'm not going to hit you.

- Why not?

You'll feel better, I'll feel better.

And you know you want to,

I can see it in your eyes.

(audience laughing)

- No, I don't.

- A little bit.

- No.

- A little bit.

(audience laughing)

- No.

- A little bit more.

(audience laughing) - Give me the bag.

- No, hit me.

- Give me the bag.

- Hit me.

- Joey, give me the bag.

- Hit me, hit me, hit me. - Joe, I'm not kidding.

- Hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me!

(audience laughing)

You ducked!

I'm sorry, it was a reflex.

Oh, my God, this really hurts!

I couldn't help it.

When a fist comes at your face, you duck.

Look.

Oh!

(audience laughing)

What is the matter with you!

You were suppose to duck!

Why didn't you duck?

Why don't we talk about this

on the way to the hospital.

Good, good, yeah.

Maybe while we're there,

they can check your reflexes.

(audience laughing)

Oops.

(audience laughing and cheering)