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  • Happy birthday to you! ♫

  • Speech!

  • Okay!

  • Alright. Okay! Um...

  • It's been a challenging few years, for sure.

  • But I'm happy.

  • And that is because of each and every one of you.

  • I'm the luckiest man alive.

  • Make a wish, buddy.

  • [Knocking at door]

  • Wade Wilson?

  • Who's asking?

  • Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa...

  • Is that supposed to be scary?

  • Pegging isn't new for me, friendo, but it is for Disney.

  • Mr. Wilson.

  • You have appeared to have soiled yourself while unconscious.

  • I wasn't unconscious. Who are you?

  • And why am I here?

  • Walk with me.

  • Wade, you are special.

  • This is your chance to be a hero among heroes.

  • I smell what you're stepping in, sensei.

  • Your little cinematic universe is about to change forever.

  • I'm the Messiah.

  • I...


  • ...Marvel Jesus.

  • Ugh!

  • God, please!

  • Oh my fuck!

  • God, I love this part.

  • Wait!

  • Don't just stand there, you ape.

  • Give me a hand up.

  • Nope. I'm actually okay, thank you very much!

Happy birthday to you! ♫

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