Speech!

Okay!

Alright. Okay! Um...

It's been a challenging few years, for sure.

But I'm happy.

And that is because of each and every one of you.

I'm the luckiest man alive.

Make a wish, buddy.

[Knocking at door]

Wade Wilson?

Who's asking?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa...

Is that supposed to be scary?

Pegging isn't new for me, friendo, but it is for Disney.

Mr. Wilson.

You have appeared to have soiled yourself while unconscious.

I wasn't unconscious. Who are you?

And why am I here?

Walk with me.

Wade, you are special.

This is your chance to be a hero among heroes.

I smell what you're stepping in, sensei.

Your little cinematic universe is about to change forever.

I'm the Messiah.

I...

...am...

...Marvel Jesus.

Ugh!

God, please!

Oh my fuck!

God, I love this part.

Wait!

Don't just stand there, you ape.

Give me a hand up.

Nope. I'm actually okay, thank you very much!