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  • In life, you have choices. They help you or not.

  • And sometimes it's tricky to choose what you ought.

  • So, if you are wondering what makes you ill, it's easy to know becauseeverything will.

  • A is for Alcohol - source of addiction, liver diseases, and other afflictions.

  • So how about water? That might be okay.

  • But if it's in plastic, there's B - B.P.A

  • C is for corn syrup, soda pop uses.

  • And also for Carbs, found in sugary juices.

  • D, dehydration.

  • You still have to drink. Though all these beverages seem like they stink.

  • Eating too little or too much to count...

  • E is for eating imperfect amounts.

  • And eating some things that you shouldn't consume.

  • Cuz dozens of dishes will lead to your doom.

  • F is for fried food that's filled up with fat.

  • Glutens for G, if you buy into that.

  • H is for hot dogs. Who knows how they're made.

  • I for insecticide, veggies are sprayed.

  • J is for jerky with way too much salt.

  • And K is for kale, is also at fault.

  • But isn't it healthy?

  • I'm glad that you asked. Cabbage and kale make thyroids too fast.

  • Forget about eating. I'll just go outside.

  • Well, that is where even more dangers can hide.

  • L is for Lyme disease carried by ticks.

  • Malaria, M, that mosquitos inflict.

  • N, N-Diethyl-meta-toluamide.

  • It kills all the bugs and it kills your insides.

  • O is for oxygen-less recreation.

  • P for pollution in each inhalation.

  • Q is for quicksilver. Fishing is wrecked.

  • R, deadly radon that's hard to detect.

  • S is for sunscreen but also the sun. Both give you cancer.

  • Now, isn't that fun?

  • T for tobacco. U, V for UV.

  • W, watching way too much TV.

  • X as expected is X hyphen ray.

  • Y is surprisingly Yerba Mate.

  • Z is for zealotry in the insistence that you found the key to eternal existence.

  • You can't avoid danger, just go on and try.

  • No matter your actions, you're still gonna die.

  • Hi, I'm Mike Trapp from College Humor.

  • 3 years ago, I had a happy normal life.

  • Now, look at me, I'm lurking at the end of YouTube videos, begging strangers for clicks.

  • Just one click, man. That's all I need.

  • You can click over here to subscribe to the channel or click over here to watch another video.

  • Come on, man. One click. That's all I need. Just give me a click!

In life, you have choices. They help you or not.

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