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In life, you have choices. They help you or not.
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And sometimes it's tricky to choose what you ought.
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So, if you are wondering what makes you ill, it's easy to know because…everything will.
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A is for Alcohol - source of addiction, liver diseases, and other afflictions.
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So how about water? That might be okay.
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But if it's in plastic, there's B - B.P.A
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C is for corn syrup, soda pop uses.
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And also for Carbs, found in sugary juices.
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D, dehydration.
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You still have to drink. Though all these beverages seem like they stink.
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Eating too little or too much to count...
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E is for eating imperfect amounts.
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And eating some things that you shouldn't consume.
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Cuz dozens of dishes will lead to your doom.
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F is for fried food that's filled up with fat.
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Glutens for G, if you buy into that.
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H is for hot dogs. Who knows how they're made.
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I for insecticide, veggies are sprayed.
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J is for jerky with way too much salt.
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And K is for kale, is also at fault.
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But isn't it healthy?
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I'm glad that you asked. Cabbage and kale make thyroids too fast.
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Forget about eating. I'll just go outside.
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Well, that is where even more dangers can hide.
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L is for Lyme disease carried by ticks.
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Malaria, M, that mosquitos inflict.
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N, N-Diethyl-meta-toluamide.
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It kills all the bugs and it kills your insides.
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O is for oxygen-less recreation.
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P for pollution in each inhalation.
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Q is for quicksilver. Fishing is wrecked.
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R, deadly radon that's hard to detect.
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S is for sunscreen but also the sun. Both give you cancer.
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Now, isn't that fun?
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T for tobacco. U, V for UV.
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W, watching way too much TV.
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X as expected is X hyphen ray.
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Y is surprisingly Yerba Mate.
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Z is for zealotry in the insistence that you found the key to eternal existence.
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You can't avoid danger, just go on and try.
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No matter your actions, you're still gonna die.
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Hi, I'm Mike Trapp from College Humor.
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3 years ago, I had a happy normal life.
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Now, look at me, I'm lurking at the end of YouTube videos, begging strangers for clicks.
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Just one click, man. That's all I need.
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