Oh, man.

Dude, dude, dude, it says please take one.

More like one bucket!

Woo-hoo!

Yeah!

What do you think?

[Expectation vs reality]

Did you get the right size?

Oh, yeah, man.

Flex for me.

Yeah, flex.

Yeah.

Ooh.

Yeah, but flex though.

Yeah, I'm flexing.

Yeah, yeah.

I think he looks great.

Let's go boys.

Hey, because you are?

Batman.

Yeah, barely.

Dude, we smoked it, bro.

All right, candy buckets on the counter now.

[The candy cop mom]

I'm sorry. Is this a non-wrapped homemade muffin?

That was from Susan's mom. We know her.

Are these eggs?

They have a shell on them.

We are not eating eggs from that house in this house.

They have a chicken coop. - We're not doing this.

Not the chocolate chip cookies!

They are gluten free!

No, no, no, no, no.

Do you know how much sugar is in this?

I just want a new mom!

Have no fear. Just your friendly neighborhood Spiderman here.

[The low-budget costume]

That's the worst Spiderman I've ever seen.

Hey.

Wow, yeah, well, I'm kind of freaking out.

Because you look so good.

You probably get this all the time. Are you the real Spiderman?

All right, guys. Dad's got a call. But I got a little pumpkin carving craft for you, OK?

You guys knock yourselves out, OK? I'll see you in a little bit.

["Casual" pumkin carving]

I'm almost done.

No parents allowed!

Restroom is this way, right?

[Can't see costume]

Dude, seriously?

It could be light here. Look out!

Is that a trick-or-treater?

[The "no one's home"]

Get down. Get down.

Trick-or-treat!

Do we have any candy?

I didn't buy candy.

We've got to get the lights off.

Trick-or-treat!

I mean, all the lights are on. They've got to be home.

That literally did nothing.

I got to get the entry light.

Stay low. Stay low.

I think I see something.

I saw something move.

I think they're flashing at us.

Really?

Yeah, I think they're trying to tell us to come around to the side door.

Oh, I'm in.

Let's go.

They're right there! They're right there! Stay down.

We want candy. Hey.

I think we should go back to the front door.

The door's unlocked.

Nobody's home.

Huh, I guess we'll go to the next house.

Trick-or-treat, trick-or-treat.

Ahh, way too light orange. Not my style.

[Mr. Picky pumpkin]

Do you get a free disease when you carve this one?

That makes me feel uncomfortable.

What is this? A pancake pumpkin?

I did an oblong one last year.

This is perfect.

Wait, hold on. What?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, $100 right now. For the pumpkin.

OK.

I think that's the only good one here.

Thank you.

Ah! She's got scarring!

We can't tell if he's pregnant or he's just a really fat starfish.

Help! Help! Help!

Oh my gosh.

Oh!

[The way over the top]

I'm a pilot. I've skidded on the runway. This is classic.

My grandmother's coming.

There's going to be three-year-olds out there.

You thought this is appropriate?

Hey, I'm ready.

[The "who are you" costume]

What are you supposed to be?

I'm Peter Pan's shadow.

No one's going to get that.

My brother and I want to know if we can go trick-or-treating for Halloween for the first time this year.

First of all, no.

[Mr. Anti-Halloween]

Please. - Please.

Under one condition would I let you go trick-or-treating.

OK. - OK.

I get to pick the costume.

I can't believe he wouldn't even let me wear shoes.

Or if you want really scary, we can go Brutal Chainsaw Mutilation 5.

Dude, don't worry about us. Go as scary as you want.

[Scary movie night]

Pretty special, huh?

Full sizies.

Mr. Ferguson gives us king sized.

He gives what?

Hey, Carl. King sized-- it's all the rage for the kids these days.

[The candy wars]

Hate to do it to you, Mr. Ferguson. But it looks like the candy king has prevailed.

How about a Colossal Kiss or a Reese's Cup the size of a cast iron skillet?

Not all heroes wear capes. I bid you adieu.

Oh, have a good night though.

Beep, beep, beep, beep.

You're going to want to use your legs on this one, OK?

One, two, three.

Don't hurt the back, boys. Have a great Halloween, OK?

Thank you, Mr. Ferguson.

Hey, boys.

Oh, wow!

In the Scary Larry Haunted Hayride.

If you're excited give me a yippie.

Yipee!

[The haunted hayride]

Larry, how much longer?

I think Larry might have oversold this a little.

Oh, shucks.

Should we walk back?

No, give me a couple of minutes. I'll get it.

What is that, guys?

Larry, is that part of this?

I never seen that horse before! Come on!

What do you mean, it's not part of it?

Go rage on it.

I can't just flip a switch and rage on it.

What do you want me to do?

Oh!

I got you, buddy!

Oh!

Go, go, go, go!

Oh, this one's going to be good!

Ty, a clown!

There's a clown!

Wee!

Ahh!

Oh!

Vader!

You're not prepared for this!

He's using the force!

Get him!

This is unbelievable!

Oh, he's a jedi knight!

Rage Monster.

Rage Monster.

I would like to trade my black licorice for absolutely anything.

[The candy trader]

I'm allergic to peanut butter.

Who wants my Reese's?

Can't tell what I have.

Ah, are you kidding me?

Dude!

Free game!

Hey, knock it off!

Who is that guy?

I don't know. I can't see anything.

[The mystery guest]

Who's that guy in the baby mask?

I'm pretty sure that's Ty.

What?

Wait, if you're Ty, who's that in the baby mask?

Oh, whoa, are we concerned that he's grabbing a knife right now?

You've been staring at that fly for 10 minutes.

It's me. Chad.

Oh, guys!

Oh!

Who is Chad?

Trick-or-treat.

Oh, Patrick Mahomes and a chicken.

Yeah, ran out of time.

Fresh spinach?

Oh, I'm good.

[The healthy treat lady]

Boys, that's just the trick.

Let me get a real treat.

Here you go, boys.

OK.

Toothbrushes.

Is that dental floss? No.

At least she has fireballs.

Let me try that.

Oh, that was a fresh cherry tomato straight from my garden.

Yeah, it was delicious.

Hey, Frank, we got about an hour until the fireworks show, you know, for the 4th of July.

Sabrina's got Casper at soccer practice.

And if I don't get this done before she gets home, she's going to turn me into a newt.

Oh, OK.

You know what?

Enjoy the Halloween spirit.

We will be elsewhere.

Oh, wow, he's a dinosaur.

No, he's a chameleon.

Oh, I know.

That's what I meant to say! Chameleon!

I have to change it.

[The mom who Amazon'd 40 costumes for their kid and can't decide a winner so she literally tries on all of them]

I'm a shark!

You are a shark!

You look awesome!

No, it's too baggy.

Beep, beep!

Yes, trash truck.

It didn't come with pants.

That's fine. He never wears pants anyways.

You know, it's going to be November in, like, four hours.

Trick-or-treat.

How's it going?

Good.

Who are you guys?

We're Dude Perfect.

Oh, never heard of them.

[The Dude Perfect dress-up]

We're YouTubers. We do trick shots.

Oh, yeah, those guys are still doing that.

What are they? 60?

No, they're in their prime.

Oh.

Yeah, they even make their own beans.

Good for them.

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