Name: Studio C - International Relations
Uploaded: 2019-04-10T21:01:30.000Z
Duration: 5 min 13 s
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It's been awhile, how are your provinces?

Oh, they grow up so fast. You know, I got my hands full with 10, I don't know how you take care of 50 states.

Yeah, you know, well, it's not easy, the southern ones went through a rebellious phase.

Oh, Alaska and Hawaii? Yeah, I haven't told them yet, but I think they've figured it out by now.

- Texas is still Texas. Oh, Canada, we should you know, hang out sometime, maybe play some baseball. - Play some hockey.

Yes, I know I owe you a lot of money. Always making it about money.

You know what, listen. I will get it to you tomorrow.

Do you have like four trillion dollars I could borrow?

What am I saying, you're Canada. Okay, listen.

I will give you my watch until I can pay. That's right, you did make this.

China, you can't tell me what to do. Okay, I will do that, bye.

What? Oh come on, you guys haven't dated since 76.

Well, I told you to break up with him in person, and not over declaration. Come on, you can do this. I've got some hockey stuff to purchase.

Oh, hi, USA, didn't even see you there, which is weird, because you've put on a lot of land.

You know, I've just felt so free the last few centuries, what with the breakup and all, never looked back.

Yes, well, anyway, I've just been having so much success lately, with the Beatles and Harry Potter and Downton Abbey. I don't even think about us anymore.

- Is it another man? Is it France? - Oh, gross, no.

Okay, you want to know why? I will tell you. Oh, North Korea.

Okay, I will tell you why. When we dated, the sun never set on your cheating.

You made a pass at every country you saw! Australia, India, Bahamas.

You know what and then there's just respect, I can't date a guy that I've beaten in war.

Ok, plus you are desperate, okay? We broke up and you found every excuse you could to get me over, like oh, USA, I'm having a war, oh, come help me, oh, USA, I'm having another war, oh, I'm having an Olympics, come destroy me in every event. Oh.

I'm staying out of this. Look me in the eyes and tell me you're over It.

Look, I celebrate our breakup with fireworks, okay, I blow things up.

Fine, then. I don't need you or your bad credit.

Okay, I don't need a boyfriend who plays the wrong football.

Oh, right, I'll see you later, have a good obesity epidemic.

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Studio C - International Relations

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