I'd like to call this little number

"Striped Sweater".

♪ The best time To wear a striped sweater ♪

♪ Is all the time ♪

♪ One with a collar Turtleneck ♪

♪ That's the kind ♪

♪ Cause when you're wearing ♪ - We're starving!

♪ That one special sweater ♪ [customers grumbling]

[grumbling]

But tension's building up as the contestants line up

to win the prize.

Gary and I are going to try to win the prize

so Mr. Krabs can fix up the Krusty Krab.

Right, Gary?

[meowing]

I hear ya. I hope I win so I can buy

all the Krabby Patties I want.

Good thing I brought out the heavy artillery,

gooey worms.

But, Patrick those don't move.

Sure they do. Giddy up! Yah! See?

[laughing]

You don't stand a chance, Krabs.

Karen and I, I mean, my worm and I are gonna whip

your tail fin! Right, worm?

Ruff ruff.

And with the prize money, I'll topple

your restaurant empire once and for all!

Ha! Where fetching money's involved,

nobody topples me.

Contestants, ready your sleds!

Ho ho ho! Ho ho ho!

Huh? Hello? Who's there? Huh? Hello?

Ho ho ho! Ho ho ho!

Hello? Yes? Who's there? Huh? Hello? Show yourself.

Hoo? Hello? Who is it?

Up here, you dunce!

I mean, uh, merry Christmas, little boy.

[shrieks] C-Could it be?

Yes, it is I, Santa Claus.

Ho ho ho!

[groaning]

Hey, you're... S-Sant-

S-S-San-...

S-S-San-

Hey, uh, kid, take it easy.

S-S-San... ta.

SpongeBob?

Why are you two always fighting?

You were best palsy wowsies once.

Squidward in honor of employee brotherhood,

I present to you a gift.

Ta-da.

I heart you.

Try it on, Mr. Squidward.

It's got you written all over it.

[laughing]

I wasn't sure how big to make the hole for the head,

so I used a watermelon for size.

Do you love it?

It's a little itchy.

What's this thing made of?

Eyelashes.

[whimpering]

Now, may I resume my minimum wage duties?

After you present your brotherhood gift?

I'll buy the little twerp a gumball!

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, lad. You know the rules.

You have to make the gift.

The only thing I'm making is for the exit.

Is this any better, Squidward? I made this one with my tears.

What are you doing?

You're supposed to be knocking each other's brains out.

We signed a peace treaty, Squidward.

You were right. Fighting is for children.

No, no, no. I misled you. It's for adults, too.

Give me that peace treaty.

There. Let the war continue.

Squidward, that wasn't the peace treaty.

That was a copy of the peace treaty.

Look, you two are giving up too easily.

Now, Patrick, pretend I'm SpongeBob.

And who am I?

- You're Patrick. - Can I be Mr. Krabs?

No. Wait. Why?

- He's a good leader. - Would you butt out?

Hey, you can't talk to Mr. Krabs like that, Squidward.

I'm SpongeBob. You're Patrick.

Now, what are you going to do?

Patrick, why didn't you hit SpongeBob?

You said you were SpongeBob, SpongeBob.

Arr, it's true, Mr. Squidward. Now, get back to work.

Just put those patties back when you're done!

Can do, Mr. Krabs.

I'm really glad I don't eat here.

Order up.

Where's my food?!

Mmm.

I want my Krabby Flabby!

Coming right up, sir.

[groaning]

Ow!

Delicious!

[cheering]

Wow. That looks like fun.

I'll have two Krabby Patties, but don't cook them.

I'll have two frozen Krabby Patties, too.

Yes, sir!

I want patty skates.

I need two patties now.

It's beautiful.

I'm selling twice as many patties,

and I don't even have to cook 'em.

This is the happiest, and most cost-effective day

of me whole life.

The Arctic is so cold.

[shivering]

Come on, Squidward.

You're a strong artist, you can do it!

No!

[shivering]

SpongeBob?

Oh, hey, Squidward.

SpongeBob, what are you doing here?

Just getting some ice. Fresh.

[laughing] Need some help? Yow!

[humming]

Here's your food.

Hey, this is cold.

Perfect.

[laughing]

We better get you home.

Well, SpongeBob, I must admit I didn't think

that mongrel mutt of yours would even find

the starting line. Congratulations.

[laughing]

Save it for the loser, Circle Squidward.

Gary happens to be in the best shape of his life.

[coughing]

I'll alert the paramedics.

[laughing]

Good one, Squidward.

You guys ready?

Ah! A burglar!

No, Patrick, that's the official.

We're, uh, ready to start here, folks.

Okay, Snelly,

let's show these common garden variety snails

what superior breeding is all about.

[meowing]

Alright, Gary, listen up.

The competition is going to be fierce.

You're the under snail.

Everybody's already counting you out.

Now get out there and win

so we can rub Squidward's big, fat nose in it.

[meowing]

This is what you've been training for, Rocky.

This is why we're here.

On your mark, get set, slither!

And they're off!

Number six Snelly rockets out of the starting blocks,

leaving the other two competitors in the dust!

Ah, springtime in Bikini Botto.

All sea creatures have an innate sense

of the seasonal changes, like the starfish.

A quick survey of his environment...

and he knows that-

It's spring!

The starfish then sheds his winter coat,

and stores it away safe for winter.