No, I'm so late. I'm very late.

Oh, hey, buddy. Hey.

-Oh. No. -[barking]

-[yelps] -[woman] Okay, bye. Okay.

-I'm so sorry. -[chuckles]

I'm late.

-Are you, uh... -I'm...

I'm so sorry I'm so late. I didn't mean to be so late.

I'm me and I'm here and I'm so sorry I'm late.

Essentially, the bus didn't come,

then the bus did come,

but then there was this old woman

counting change for the fare,

like, nickel, penny, nickel, penny.

Like, jeez Louise, let this woman on the bus.

She's 107 years old,

these are some of her last few moments of life.

Resume.

Resume.

[sighs]

[engine stalling]

[sighs] Come on.

-[engine stalling] -[sighs]

Come on.

From the French, of course.

"Resume,"I believe, is a past participle of...

Uh, wow. That's no good.

It's like, what lives in my pocket, right?

"Paper monster hungry." Uh...

-[burger thuds] -[grunts]

[straining]

[engine continues stalling]

Come on. Supposed to be friends now.

[straining]

-[engine starts] -Yes.

Central City College, I'm a criminal justice major.

[dog daycare owner] You said you had experience

walking dogs.

[truck engine revving]

[yelps]

-[tires screeching] -[gasps]

[brakes squealing]

[imperceptible]

[metal crunching]

[electricity crackling]

["Song to the siren" playing]

♪ Long afloat♪

♪ On shipless oceans♪

♪ I did all my best to smile ♪

♪ 'Til your singing eyes and fingers ♪

♪ Drew me loving to your isle ♪

♪ Did I dream you dreamed about me? ♪

♪ Were you here when I was forced out? ♪

♪ Now my foolish boat is leaning ♪

♪ Broken lovelorn on your rocks ♪

♪ Here I am Here I am ♪

♪ Waiting to hold you ♪

[car alarms blaring]

[breathing heavily]

[electricity crackles]

[tires screeching]

[car alarms continue blaring]

[gasps]

[people murmuring]

[dog barking]

Oh, gosh, I hope everyone's okay.

See, in times of crisis, for dog work,

I always bring a meat snack.

'Cause it makes them feel calm.

'Cause you never know what's going to happen in this city.

I mean, oh, my gosh.

Right? I start on Monday?