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  • Hey kiwi Hey hey kiwi, Hey hey hey kiwi kiwi, what what is it mate?

  • I'm trying to read the paper.

  • What happened to your voice mate?

  • On a kiwi on from freaking new Zealand.

  • Oh well that explains the accent and the boomerangs told you we're bananas accent.

  • I don't have any accent.

  • What's a hippo accent?

  • It's not a hippo, it's a hippo, whoa, Sounds like a hungry, hungry hippo, it's not funny.

  • What's the matter kiwi?

  • You look all choked up.

  • Oh man, I don't feel so good.

  • Are you okay?

  • What the hell is going on?

  • Oh no, everybody watch out.

  • He's gonna, what the heck was that?

  • Seriously?

  • I heard that in the other.

  • Oh my God, that was kiwi.

  • He had the hippos hiccups.

  • He had the hiccups.

  • You idiot.

  • What?

  • Oh man, that's scary.

  • What are you talking about?

  • You've never heard about what happens when a fruit gets the hiccups?

  • Uh no.

  • First the hiccup then they they they explode.

  • That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.

  • Oh 911.

  • What's your emergency?

  • Yeah, we got an orange with a case of the hiccups here please say again.

  • I said we have an orange with the hiccups?

  • No, you're screwed.

  • All right, I'm out of ideas.

  • Look everybody, the important thing right now is to just remain calm.

  • No everybody just show we're not going to freak out.

  • That's easy for you to say.

  • You don't have an exploding hippo in your tummy dude, it's not a hippo, it's an exploding hippo, listen to me Orange, do you want to get rid of your hiccups, Duh.

  • Then you have to do exactly what I tell you.

  • Okay, Okay, okay, it's really simple.

  • All you have to do is take a deep breath and hold it for 30 seconds.

  • Okay.

  • What?

  • No, that never works.

  • I always heard you had to stand on your head and cross your eyes.

  • Shouldn't he be humming?

  • What?

  • Yeah, I heard all he's gotta do is hum the star spangled banner works every time into a paper bag.

  • Right, that one never works.

  • Orange.

  • Wake up Orange Orange, Are you okay?

  • Who turned out the lights?

  • Dude, you crashed and blacked out.

  • I did then why am I still Orange Orange?

  • Do you hear that?

  • Yeah, his hiccups.

  • They're gone.

  • Oh no, I'm sorry guys, I never thought I'd get the hiccups and go boom orange.

  • It's not your fault.

  • Yeah, it could happen to anyone.

  • Look at kiwi.

  • I know he's everywhere.

  • We've got to figure out a way to stop them.

  • Know they're getting worse by the second.

  • Help me.

  • Hey Orange.

  • I know we just met and all, but we're really sorry this is happening to you Orange.

  • You seem like such a great.

  • What was that?

  • I don't know, it kind of sounded like a gorilla, huh?

  • Whoa, That guy doesn't monkey around.

  • How did that thing get in here.

  • Poor boomerangs.

  • I don't think they'll come back from that one.

  • Okay, we get it enough.

  • I wonder why they didn't give him the slip.

  • Oh my God.

  • Orange, your hiccups.

  • What about them?

  • They're gone, wow.

  • Gorilla must've scared them away now.

  • That's what I call a close crap.

  • High bologna has a first name.

  • It's B U.

  • U.

  • R.

  • P.

  • Yeah.

  • Hey bananas.

  • What you doing?

  • Oh, you know, hanging around chilling with my bud and Wasabi with goatees.

  • Wasabi with goatees into his.

  • What the war goatees?

  • I want one.

  • I want one.

  • Yo oranges can't grow goatees.

  • C yeah, good thing.

  • We've got this goatee gun.

  • Who wants a goatee?

  • I do, I do hit me.

  • Here's some fuzz for the fruit tea party.

  • What is going on here?

  • It's three in the morning.

  • I'm trying to sleep.

  • Why are you all screaming and why are you wearing a goatee goatee party?

  • That's not a real thing.

  • Sure it is.

  • Show him.

  • Wasabi one prickly pear coming go team party freeze freeze.

  • Everyone freeze.

  • No one move.

  • We've got a report of a rogue duo of Wasabi that stole the coveted goatee gun from the hall of hair.

  • That's right.

  • And by the look of your fuzzy fruit faces, y'all are accomplices.

  • You're going away for a long time all of you.

  • Oh yeah, yeah.

  • Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I got a d on my butt.

  • I feel strange.

  • Yeah.

  • Like like a goatee pot.

  • Oh whoa!

  • Talk about a hairy situation.

  • Yeah, it's all fun and games until someone gets cut in half.

  • Well now what mullet party.

  • I call this 1?

  • The record seed.

  • Nice.

  • Here's the nothing but seed.

  • How impressive.

  • And my personal fave the seed Arang, Whoa.

  • Hey now I was worried I'd forgotten how to do the cedar rang, but it came back to me.

  • Wait, what the, what are you guys wearing?

  • Uh you mean my toupee?

  • No, but let's come back to that.

  • Are you talking about the cologne?

  • I'm wearing that cologne.

  • I thought a rat died in a wall or something.

  • No, the rat died inside this expensive little bottle here.

  • I don't even know how they get it in there.

  • Are you guys bananas or something?

  • I'm talking about those speedos you're wearing?

  • It's a Speedo party bro hosted by Wasabi Wasabi.

  • Hey, what's up?

  • Really?

  • No one's gonna hop in on it fine.

  • Whatever Speedo cannon.

  • Do your thing.

  • Is he okay?

  • Do you know what time it is?

  • I'd say it's about big party.

  • Speed out.

  • How does it make you feel Nieto?

  • Who should we invite next?

  • Poppycock.

  • I'm a proper gentleman whose lineage goes back.

  • We need a party.

  • Yes.

  • What the heck is going on?

  • It's the middle of the night and some of us have to get up early for snorkeling lessons.

  • That's right snorkeling lessons.

  • What do you all have to say for yourselves?

  • Speedo Party ridiculous.

  • There's no such thing as a speed up boat right there.

  • Everybody freeze fun.

  • Police.

  • Oh, snap, is that laughing?

  • I hear.

  • Oh my God, you totally killed that hyena.

  • What was I supposed to do?

  • He was reaching for his speedo rita, you squash?

  • What have you done?

  • I don't know, but whatever I landed on feels weird and yeah, it feels like like a speed up.

  • Yes, yes, yes, no, I can't see party, it's in my mouth.

  • What taste the speed vito can see from overuse you mean the speedo party's over?

  • Oh sorry folks, it's not flying as speedos anymore.

  • Just these banana hammocks.

  • Yes, it's like melting, it's a real issue over here.

  • Seriously, we should prematurely evacuate, evacuate my bowels.

  • Maybe try shooting it steve we know that actually helped wait.

  • It actually did the opposite of helping explosion, wow.

Hey kiwi Hey hey kiwi, Hey hey hey kiwi kiwi, what what is it mate?

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