Sorry, I didn't mean to scare you.

("all about Patrick! Halloween Spooktacular")

(starring: Patrick Star)

(created by: Patrick Star)

This show was filmed in front of a live studio audience.

Why can't I be frightening for once?

Where's my chance?

Well, if you wanna be scary, you're gonna need a good costume.

What do you think?

Great! You're going as my trick-or-treat bag.

No, no; I'm the ghost of the Flying Dutchman.

Nah, something's missing.

I know!

Step into these babies, Hans.

Terrifying.

I don't know, Patrick.

Hey, SpongeBob, look at my new paper ghost.

Ohh, scary!

- That is it, Patrick! - What's it?

What's the difference between that ghost and me?

I don't know⏤wait, don't tell me.

Don⏤don⏤don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me; I can do this!

I can do this, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me!

- OK, tell me. - I've got a square head...

... and a real ghost has a round one.

All we have to do is make my head round, and boo! I'm scary!

OK, are you ready?

Remember, like this!

- What do you think? - Perfect!

Now, that's scary,

Let's go scare somebody.

I'm the Flying Dutchman.

I don't know who I am!

I'm the Flying Dutchman!

I'm the Flying Dutchman's best friend!

Hey, don't you kids want your candy?

Oh, boy, that was something; your costume really packs a punch!

- Do you think? - Oh, no question!

You scared the barnacles off that guy!

Who should we scare next?

There's a whole party just full of people down at The Krusty Krab!

And the Flying Dutchman is gonna show up uninvited.

Are you ready, SpongeBob?

I am the Flying Dutchman!

Give me your souls!

Hey! That's no Dutchman; that's SpongeBob!

I am not SpongeBob!

Those are my street clothes!

Enough!

It's the real Flying Dutchman!

First, I gotta get rid of this stupid costume!

It worked, Patrick; I scared everybody!

Yeah, I guess it was your pink hat!

Pink hat? Oh, that's not a hat; that's my brain.

Oh!