♪ Squirrelly birthday to you ♪

Hooray!

[chuckles]

Whoa━oh━oh━oh━oh!

Whoa!

Tex Ritter! You don't see that everyday.

Huh?

[gasping]

Green cheese! Green cheese! Green cheese!

SpongeBob? Patrick?

Everyone listen to me! The light is bad!

Run for the shade!

Eugene-ikins, give me some sugar.

I'm always a sucker for a good smooch.

Yeah, walk outside and check out this awesome moon.

[camera flashing]

Hello? Hello, Pearl?

[grunting]

No! Not me! [screaming]

Huh? I guess it only effects sea critters.

I'm going home to hide under the covers!

Squidward, you have to stay in the shade!

[screaming] Help!

O.M. Jehoshaphat! You don't see that everyday.

SpongeBob! Patrick! Mrs. Puff! Mr. Krabs!

Larry! Look out, Pearl! I'll save you!

Whoa!

Yee-ha! Like busting a bronco! Yee-ha!

Here's where we get off!

Thanks for the lift, Pearl!

Don't you worry.

Nobody's going to eat you guys on my watch.

Ow!

Dinner time! Come and get it!

[camera flashing]

SpongeBob is never gonna believe this.

Hmm.

[groaning]

Ah, the giant octopus.

One of the largest predators on the ocean floor.

Texas toast!

You don't see that everyday! Squidward, no!

[screaming]

[panting]

Using her versatile tail,

the Texas Land squirrel calls out

to the natural enemy of the octopus.

There she blows, y'all!

The whale.

Sick 'em, Pearl! Sorry, Squidward!

[Squidward groaning]

[Squidward] Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

[groaning]

Oh! Two hours is up? Thank goodness.

And so we bid a fond adieu to Neptune's Moon

as it descends back into the Earth

from whence it came.

We will see it again in 100 years.

Goal!

[growling]

Oops.

[giggling]

Oh.

What is going on here? [gasping]

My clothes! [screaming]

[screaming]

Aah!

[laughing]

Um, Sandy, how come your treedome is broken

and everyone's naked?

Well, SpongeBob, let's just say

this has been the most interesting birthday

I ever had.

And, of course, Neptune's Moon is always followed

by Neptune's Sun.

[chittering]

[both] You don't see that everyday.

[both] Jinx! Buy me a patty!

[laughing]

[chittering]