Hey, everyone, this is Katie.

- Hi. - Hello, Katie.

So, you ready to go?

Yeah, I just gotta run to the bathroom.

Oh, sure, right back there.

Hey, where are we going to lunch?

I was thinking maybe Chinese food.

Oh, I love Chinese!

How'd you know I love Chinese?

She is so cute.

You could fit her right in your little pocket.

I don't know.

I mean, I like her a lot and she's really nice, but...

But what?

She keeps punching me.

In the cute, little, sweet way she just did?

Hey, it's a lot harder than it looks, ok?

She's... sh⏤she's hurting me.

I know what you need; you need a bodyguard.

Hey, Ross, what is Ben doing after pre-school?

Okay, listen, come on; Joey is having a problem.

A little girl is beating him up.

Aww, Joey, come here. Look...

Honey, I know, this must be really, really difficult for you, and⏤

Oh, I... I'm sorry; am I hurting you?

... so funny with that waiter.

You're such a nut!

You know, bread-stick fangs are always funny, so...

No, you make 'em funny; you're the funny one!

Thanks.

Uh, look, Katie, uh, listen, we ne⏤we need to talk, okay?

Um, look, I like you.

I... I really do; I li⏤I like you a lot, okay?

But sometimes when you... when you playfully punch me like, that it... it feels like someone's hitting me with a very tiny but a very real bat.

Aw... like I could hurt you.

- Are you making fun of my size? - No.

Don't make fun of me because of my size!

- Hey. - Hi.

Wow, you look... you look big.

Thanks, I've been working out.

Hey, listen, is it obvious I'm wearing six sweaters?

Uh, yeah.

But it's not obvious why.

Well, look, I'm breaking up with Katie, so I had to put on some extra padding, you know?

I mean, if she hits me when she's happy, can you imagine how hard she's gonna hit me when I tell her I'm taking away the Joey love?

Hey.

- Hey! Hey, cute jacket. - Oh, oh, thanks.

- That's so sweet. - Whoa!

Ow!

Oh, "Ow".

Did Joey tell you to say that?

- You guys are too much! - Whoa.

You know what, Katie, I gotta tell ya, I... I think you're the one that is too much.

Joey has the nicest friends.

Oh, and the nicest girlfriend.

Oh, you're so sweet!

- Oh, you're so sweet! - Ow!

- Joey, she just kicked me. - Huh.

Well, aren't you gonna do something?

Uh..

You better do something, or I'm gonna walk out that door right now.

Well, are you gonna?

Nah.