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  • What's up, YouTube?

  • My name's Chuck, and I'm kind of an introvert.

  • I just got out of bed 5 minutes ago, though I did wake up at 4:30 and was just lying there for several hours, thinking about how my life was a hopeless mess.

  • Anyway, let's do a roommate check.

  • Okay, it sounds like my roommate has left for work for the day.

  • So, it's safe for me to leave the bedroom.

  • I work remotely, which is great, 'cause I'm so much more productive.

  • The first thing I need to do for work today is reply to an email, so, I'm just gonna get that out of the way real quick.

  • Okay, well, now I've written half of the email, so, I think I deserve a little TV break, you know what I'm saying?

  • Maybe just like one episode of the... the "Squid Games", like, I... I don't know, it's supposed to be good.

  • Okay, wow, so I just finished watching the entirety of "Squid Games".

  • Okay, the email is now, like, 55% done.

  • I'm back in my bedroom because my roommate decided to come home in the middle of the day, for some reason.

  • I know he pays rent here just like I do, but does he have to be here so much?

  • Okay, finally, I think he's gone.

  • Oh, hey, Chuck, I wondered if you were here.

  • Oh, hey, man.

  • What's up?

  • So, being caught off guard in that moment, I accidentally agreed to go out to my roommate's birthday dinner.

  • Well, technically, it's a joint dinner for me, too, because today is also my birthday, but they don't know that.

  • Okay, well, I guess I'll head out now, and I'll bring the camera so you guys can meet my friends.

  • Yay.

  • So, I did not go to the dinner.

  • I said I had a "family emergency", whatever that even means.

  • You know, I think I'm just gonna order Postmates, have a quiet night in, and watch "Squid Games" againnot sponsored.

  • Okay, well, it's 10 p.m. right now; I'm still working on getting this email finished.

  • I've been reading it, like, over and over and over again to make sure that I don't say anything awkward, you know what I mean?

  • Postmates has arrived.

  • I'm probably, like, their number one customer, you know, it's nice to have people who just drop something off at the front door.

  • You don't have to talk to anybody.

  • - Hello? - Are you Chuck?

  • Yeah.

  • Chuck, I'm the CEO of Postmates.

  • Whatis this... What?

  • I just wanna congratulate you on your 1 millionth order; you're our number one customer!

  • Oh, that's, uh... sobering.

  • And I understand you're also the birthday boy.

  • How could you possibly know that?

  • - You know what that means? - Please don't.

  • Happy, happy, happy birthday; it's your happy happy birthday

  • Happy birthday to you; I'm the CEO of Postmates

  • Hap... happy, happy birthday

  • Happy, happy birthday; happy, happy birthday, hey!♪ - Bruh, is it your birthday?

  • - This is the worst day of my life. ♪ Happy birthday to you

  • Happy, happy birthday from all of us to you; happy, happy birthday, I'm the CEO of Postmates.♪ ♪ Happy birthday to you... ♪

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