Hi! I'm Noah

and today we will be talking about pets!

oh my gosh...

and apparently this is my first ever TV commercial

*Dinosaur chicken noises*

there once was 2 dogs named Barney and...and Ed

they both, they both had a friendship

it would never end

apparently! apparently!

but he didn't like any of the food

and it made his farts stink all day and night

i'm tryin to touch my toes

I like ca...I like dogs better

because they like to lick your face

*dog sounds*

well first you're going to have to train them to be a good boy

and second, you're going to have to play fetch...

FETCH!

healthy dog food (whispers)

well apparently Freshpet food is the best food than ordinary dog food

he wants to eat it every night, every day

*dinosaur chicken sounds*

apparently, now that's some good food!

by the way, you can keep on playing some TNT on that one

but don't blow it up until you have something captured in there

this is the greatest pet food!

for a pet!

and I also keep my dog's food in the fridge

you know what

and I think Simba will be fresh as a turkey on Thanksgiving

my nickname Apparently Kid so uh

apparently you if

if you don't know my name just say Apparently Kid

and and uh and

and uh, phone number...

5

*beep*

zero

*beep*

2

*beep*

7

just call the Apparently Kid when you see this commercial

bye and apparently!

I'm the winnerrrrrrr!!!!

what is your favorite type of uh...

dinosaur?

and it can't be a bird because birds are already existed