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  • So... thirsty.

  • Wash me boat!

  • [humming]

  • Here I go!

  • [gasping]

  • Hey, this isn't so bad.

  • We can do this.

  • [sighing]

  • What about eating?

  • I'm a sponge, I'll just filter feed.

  • Well, you're safe now, Patrick.

  • Help, I'm drowning! I've got butt cramps!

  • I want ice cream and now it's dark!

  • Oh, what would I do without you, Wringer?

  • Guess I'd be all wet. [laughing]

  • Yoohoo!

  • Come and get it. You're all gonna like this...

  • [screaming]

  • [dramatic music playing]

  • [clanging]

  • SpongeBob, what was that noise?

  • Skin me alive and drench me in boiling oil!

  • What have you done to my living room?!

  • I told you just to paint the faded spot!

  • Well, it all looked kinda faded.

  • Can you reproduce by budding?

  • Can ya? Can ya? Can ya? Can ya?

  • No.

  • What? Wow.

  • Sometimes I forget just how absorbent I am.

  • [yelping]

  • Wait, what? Oh, stop spinning, you sponge.

  • You're stealing my grunge.

  • Uh, uh, stuff that rhymes! [screaming]

  • [grunting]

  • [humming]

  • [humming]

  • SpongeBob! Are you all done cleaning?

  • Oh, yes, [mumbling], Mr. Krabs.

  • This place looks great.

  • The pods.

  • - Pods. - Sharks.

  • - Pods. - Sharks.

  • - Pods. - Sharks.

  • - Pods! - Sharks!

  • [siren blaring]

  • The cops. Phew.

  • Phew.

  • Oh.

  • Oh, no! A delicious, Krusty Krab disaster!

  • Call the shore patrol, get an ambulance!

  • Does anyone know CSR, chocolate shake resuscitation?

  • [gasping]

  • Do you wanna a taste?

  • Of all the garbage that comes out of your mouth,

  • this is the least annoying. [chuckles]

  • Oh, I'm getting a brainstorm.

  • I've gotta ya, buddy.

  • No, Patrick, let it flow.

  • Ooh hoo hoo, I have a plan.

  • Wait. What was I supposed to do again?

  • Just make direct contact.

  • Direct contact, you mean like this?

  • It's working!

  • Keep going, SpongeBob! You can do it!

  • My body filling with Krabby Patty.

  • Enormous strain.

  • Never absorbed this much Krabby Patty

  • into my body before!

  • In fact, never absorbed any Krabby Patties into my body,

  • come to think of it!

  • [groaning]

  • [Squidward] This is pretty easy.

  • [Patrick] I may keep

  • a second rock up here.

  • [Mr. Krabs] Once you get your land legs,

  • it's not so bad.

  • [SpongeBob] We're the masters

  • of land and sea!

  • Hey, it's a local. Hi, we're from underwater.

  • Do you know Sandy Cheeks?

  • Hey, Squid, how about this for the show?

  • The amazing Mr. Absorbency.

  • Whoa. Tada! Tada!

  • No one is going to want to see you engorge yourself.

  • [gasping]

  • Green cheese! Green cheese! Green cheese!

  • SpongeBob? Patrick?

  • [screaming]

  • Hooray!

  • Remember.

  • Who lives in a pineapple Under the sea? ♪

  • I don't know. A wizard?

  • Absorbent and yellow And porous is he

  • SpongeBob SquarePants

  • I am sorry, Krabby Patties.

  • [crying]

  • Whoo. Keep 'em coming, Santa!

  • You get the sponge treatment. Oh, Hans.

  • Whoo! Yeah! Whoo!

  • [laughing]

  • This tickles!

  • [sniffing] I can smell again!

  • Whoo! Yeah! Yeah-eah! Whoo! Yeah!

  • I feel as good as new. I love the doctor.

  • Where's me mustard?!

  • Um...

  • Your mustard is coming right up.

  • When?!

  • Now.

  • [screaming]

  • Yeehaw! Yeah!

  • [crying]

  • There, there.

  • Phew.

  • ♪ I love Krabby Patties I think they're swell

  • They're so neat And quite a treat

  • And how I love The way they smell

  • La la la la la la la la

  • [screaming]

  • Zombie!

  • Fun.

  • [screaming]

  • Zombie juice!

  • [screaming] Run!

  • [screaming]

  • [screaming]

  • [screaming]

  • Who wants to dance?

  • No! I already have a zombie boyfriend!

  • Let's boogie! Whoo!

  • [screaming]

  • [screaming]

  • So, if I can't get you to come to the bath,

  • I'll just have to bring the bath to you.

  • Pss. Gary.

  • Bath delivery.

  • Come back, Gary.

  • I have something to share with you.

  • This is more like it.

  • [meowing]

  • Water you waiting for, Gary?

  • [meowing]

  • Awe. Stuck in a tree?

  • [meowing]

  • It's time to clean up your act, Gary.

  • [meowing, record slipping]

  • Oh, Mr. Krabs,

  • [gasping]

  • I got all the secret ingredients on your list

  • but Plankton stole 'em all!

  • I made the apocalypse!

  • [crying]

  • Now, now, son. You didn't make the apocalypse.

  • You know, yep, us squirrels sure is stupid.

  • Sandy!

  • Dumb, dumb, dumb, squirrels is dumb.

  • Sandy! Okay, Sandy, I get it!

  • What's that? You want more?

  • Okey-dokey! More water for the sea-critter!

  • Okay, Sandy, okay! I get it!

  • No more squirrel jokes.

  • Well, how about some soda, guys?

  • Yes, please.

  • Thanks, friend.

  • How about some for your best friend?

  • Thanks, best friend.

  • Can I have some now, buddy?

  • Wait. I need some more.

  • I still didn't get any.

  • There you go. More, please.

  • - Squidward. - Squidward.

  • - Squidward. - Squidward.

  • - Hey, Squidward. - Squidward.

  • Squidward. Hey, Squidward.

  • Patrick, your glass is full.

  • - Oh, yeah. - Squidward!

  • - Hey, Squidward. - Squidward.

  • - Squidward. - Squidward.

  • - Hey, Squidward. - Squidward.

  • - Hey, Squidward. - Squidward.

  • - Squidward. - Squidward.