Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles To help celebrate our 11 years of shows at TBS, we're putting together montages of some of our favorite show highlights. Now, anyone who knows me, knows I am not a fan of video games. I don't play them. And I'm really not good at them at all, which is why I decided I was the perfect person to review them. Why not? In a segment, we call Clueless Gamer. (applause) Here are some of our best love Clueless Gamer moments. Conan O'Brien here with another Clueless Gamer. Why do I fear the Slender Man? He can kill. Are you scared, right now? I would say, is boredom count as scared? Was this a European game? No, no. Is it a European game? I don't think so. Because Europeans, man, they blow sometimes. It is the Slender Man. It is an old folk tale, the Slender Man. What does he do to children? He takes away their chestnuts. Oh, that's a European truck. Tell me that's not some weird, Dutch truck. Look at that. That's a Stroby. I did the voice of this guy. Why would a Gondorian come here, and try to murder all of the orcs? Maybe you have a problem with one orc. You didn't change your voice at all. You in no way changed your voice. What was that? You're just, want us to just do some spare lines from Silicon Valley and call it a day. Don't see this ending well. What are you saying? I'm saying Piper needs funding. You can design your own character. I've been hard at work at mine and that's me. Leg to torso ratio is about correct. From Boston, Massachusetts. God, that's humiliating. What an asshole. Oh, I'm surprised I'm not shot, right now. Hello? I'm coming. Remember when we were in that band together? Yeah, weren't you a bass player in the Deftones? Hey, you want to go bug some people down in Venice? Hey man, listen. You don't get it, man. Mason had a plan, man. He had a plan. Look, I just got fired from Amoeba, all right? For now, where am I shoot to work? Look, I did your tattoos for you for free. Ow, ow, ow. I haven't done any of this, by the way. No, this is. Just so you at home know, we haven't touched the controller for 45 minutes. No, no, no, no, no, no, okay, okay, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude. You don't have to pay me for the tattoos. You don't have to pay me for the tattoos. It's fine. I don't know. Uncross your eyes? No, no. Kick me out of a strip club, I come back with a missile firing chopper. There it is, right below us. Where? Yeah. You got hit pretty hard. I did, yeah. You were playing the Vikings. I wanted to show a video of you getting tackled but NFL won't let us have the footage. So the closest thing we can do is show this simulation of what happened to you. Take a look. All right, then there's Samus. Wasn't this one of the guys from Daft Punk? What's this one, Marth? So these are all from different games. Yes. It expands the world of Nintendo. Do you know about all these games? Yes. So you have, you've got no life. You've put in all your eggs into this basket. All right, so Greninja is, that's his tongue and his scarf. He's like a, kind of like a frog. Quick, who was our second president after Washington? Benjamin Franklin? He was never president. Benjamin Franklin. Uh, no, no, no, it was, uh. You know all this shit. But you don't know who our second president was. Quick, what's his name? I mean he's a villager, from Animal Crossing. And who's that? That's from Fire Emblem, that's Marth. Okay, America just lost. You get to play yourself. There you are, and. What do you think? Wait, wait, wait, they gave you the same score as me. Yeah. There I am getting moisturizer. Okay, this is exciting. Look at me, I have no fear. Hey, hey, hey, no, hey. What the hell was that? That's me after three beers. Oh my God, this is fantastic. And so now, we've got to get across the street. Get across the street. I'm going to cross the street. Here we go. Cross the street, watch yourself. Oh, no. You know what, they don't even slow down when I've been hit. Get across the street. Shut up. Here I go. Get across the street. Get across the street. Stop saying that. I'm going. No. I am not leaving this room until I get across this street. I'm almost across, oh. Get across the street. Shut up, shut up. No, oh God. Oh. This is the hardest thing I've done in my life. Get across the street. How do you run, again? Get across the street. Yes, yes. Wait a minute, look at that. There's a bridge that goes across the street. There's a pedestrian crossover. You stupid idiot. Peter, you are the winner, because it's Game of Thrones, you will now be presented with my head on a spike by our George RR Martin lookalike. It's kind of me. I'm chasing Tom Brady. Focus. What? What did I just do? You won. You just knocked Tom Brady off the bridge. Oh, God. He's dead. Round two. Round three, this decides it. There you go. No, what the hell happened?