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  • [snoring]

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  • [tooting]

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  • [gasping]

  • [kissing]

  • [music playing]

  • Mm. Honey.

  • [snoring]

  • [music playing]

  • Hey! Over here!

  • [laughing]

  • [laughing]

  • [tires squealing]

  • [tires squealing]

  • Wait a minute. I don't have a driver's license.

  • [music playing]

  • Wow, my driver's license. I can't believe it.

  • I sure take a good picture.

  • Darn! I should've grown a mustache.

  • [groaning]

  • How could I have forgotten

  • the most important rule of driving?

  • Always wear your seatbelt.

  • Hey, I can see the Krusty Krab from here.

  • Mrs. Puff, look, I finally got my driver's license!

  • Not even in your dreams, Mr. SquarePants.

  • No!

  • In other news, local resident SpongeBob SquarePants

  • only has a few hours left to complete his essay.

  • And yet he continues to goof off.

  • When will he learn?

  • [screaming]

  • Hey, SpongeBob, over here.

  • Come on, take a seat. Put your feet up and relax.

  • [gasping]

  • [bell ringing] Oh no! Midnight!

  • [panting]

  • Must... get... back to desk!

  • [panting]

  • Whew, that was a close call.

  • Ah! My pants!

  • Yoo hoo! Down here!

  • You get up here! I've got to get back to work!

  • - Freedom! - Stop Pants!

  • You get back here this instant! Pa-a-ants...

  • [yelping]

  • [grunting]

  • Time's up, SpongeBob...

  • [gasping] Burning!

  • Only 799 words to go. [laughing]

  • No! [screaming]

  • What have I done?! Help! Help! My house is on fire!

  • [screaming]

  • SpongeBob, why?

  • Why did you set me on fire, SpongeBob?

  • Why didn't you just write your essay?! Stop wasting time!

  • [shrieking]

  • [meowing] This must be Gary's dream.

  • I'm gonna get a closer look.

  • Whoa!

  • Wow. Look at all these books. I wonder where Gary is.

  • Gary! Huh?

  • Excuse me, sir. Have you seen...?

  • [gasping] SpongeBob?

  • Gary?

  • How dare you invade the sanctity of my dreams?

  • Gary! You can talk!

  • [sighing]

  • In dreams, one is not tethered by earthly limitations.

  • What does that mean?

  • Come.

  • For ages, dreams have been thought of

  • as windows to another realm.

  • "Let me not mar that perfect dream

  • by an auroral stain, but so adjust my daily night

  • that it may come again." Emily Dickinson wrote that.

  • Who?

  • Here's one you might know. [clears throat]

  • "There once was a man from Peru

  • who dreamed he was eating his shoe.

  • He woke with a fright in the middle of the night

  • to find that his dream had come true."

  • [laughing] Gee, Gary, you sure are smart.

  • Did you think my shell was full of hot air?

  • Well, thanks for the info, Gary.

  • I'm going back to my own dream now.

  • Beware of your wandering eye, you little poriferan!

  • La la! La la la la la la la!

  • [screaming]

  • Where am I?

  • [door creaking]

  • [shivering]

  • [groaning]

  • Hey, SpongeBob.

  • I heard your brain was sick,

  • so I brought you this cookie pizza.

  • Gee, thanks.

  • And here's some chocolate milk.

  • The king of flavored dairy drinks.

  • Oh, Krabby Patty, I'm so glad we're friends again.

  • Just remember, SpongeBob.

  • I'll always be with you, right here.

  • In my heart?

  • Actually in your arteries. Now do me a favor and wake up.

  • Wake up.

  • Wake up!

  • Glove World. [snoring]

  • Roller coaster.

  • I'm first in line.

  • [music playing]

  • Excuse me, which way to the Fist O' Pain?

  • [bell ringing]

  • [screaming]

  • Whoa!

  • [screaming]

  • In the name of amusement, no...!

  • [bell ringing]

  • [screaming]

  • [music playing]

  • Pss! Squidward. Hey, Squidward.

  • SpongeBob.

  • [clearing throat]

  • Why you stop playing, Wolfgang Amadeus Tentacles?

  • Yes, Your Highness.

  • [music playing]

  • [laughing]

  • SpongeBob.

  • Hey! I have not instructed you to stop!

  • Now play!

  • Do tell me the one about the man from Peru again.

  • Sponge... [cracking]

  • [gasping]

  • ...Bob.

  • I came here to hear beautiful music.

  • If I don't get my wish, it'll be your head!

  • [chuckles]

  • Pss! Squidward. Huh? Huh?

  • No way.

  • [clearing throat]

  • [squeaking]

  • [sighing]

  • Please, SpongeBob, no tricks.

  • Trust me, Squidward.

  • La la! La la la la la la la!

  • [gasping]

  • SpongeBob!

  • Wh-wh-why have you stopped playing

  • that wonderful music?

  • La la...

  • This music touches me ever-so.

  • I fear that my tears might stain my petticoat.

  • La la la la. [cheering]

  • Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

  • [screaming]

  • Ow!

  • What is this instrument that produces such lovely sound?

  • [gasping]

  • So long, Squidward!

  • [growling]

  • [screaming]

  • [laughing]

  • [music playing]

  • [cheering]

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  • Squidward! We love you!

  • Love you, Squidward! You're my favorite!

  • [laughing]

  • [ringing]

  • [horn blowing]