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[gasping]
[kissing]
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Mm. Honey.
[snoring]
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Hey! Over here!
[laughing]
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[tires squealing]
[tires squealing]
Wait a minute. I don't have a driver's license.
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Wow, my driver's license. I can't believe it.
I sure take a good picture.
Darn! I should've grown a mustache.
[groaning]
How could I have forgotten
the most important rule of driving?
Always wear your seatbelt.
Hey, I can see the Krusty Krab from here.
Mrs. Puff, look, I finally got my driver's license!
Not even in your dreams, Mr. SquarePants.
No!
In other news, local resident SpongeBob SquarePants
only has a few hours left to complete his essay.
And yet he continues to goof off.
When will he learn?
[screaming]
Hey, SpongeBob, over here.
Come on, take a seat. Put your feet up and relax.
[gasping]
[bell ringing] Oh no! Midnight!
[panting]
Must... get... back to desk!
[panting]
Whew, that was a close call.
Ah! My pants!
Yoo hoo! Down here!
You get up here! I've got to get back to work!
- Freedom! - Stop Pants!
You get back here this instant! Pa-a-ants...
[yelping]
[grunting]
Time's up, SpongeBob...
[gasping] Burning!
Only 799 words to go. [laughing]
No! [screaming]
What have I done?! Help! Help! My house is on fire!
[screaming]
SpongeBob, why?
Why did you set me on fire, SpongeBob?
Why didn't you just write your essay?! Stop wasting time!
[shrieking]
[meowing] This must be Gary's dream.
I'm gonna get a closer look.
Whoa!
Wow. Look at all these books. I wonder where Gary is.
Gary! Huh?
Excuse me, sir. Have you seen...?
[gasping] SpongeBob?
Gary?
How dare you invade the sanctity of my dreams?
Gary! You can talk!
[sighing]
In dreams, one is not tethered by earthly limitations.
What does that mean?
Come.
For ages, dreams have been thought of
as windows to another realm.
"Let me not mar that perfect dream
by an auroral stain, but so adjust my daily night
that it may come again." Emily Dickinson wrote that.
Who?
Here's one you might know. [clears throat]
"There once was a man from Peru
who dreamed he was eating his shoe.
He woke with a fright in the middle of the night
to find that his dream had come true."
[laughing] Gee, Gary, you sure are smart.
Did you think my shell was full of hot air?
Well, thanks for the info, Gary.
I'm going back to my own dream now.
Beware of your wandering eye, you little poriferan!
La la! La la la la la la la!
[screaming]
Where am I?
[door creaking]
[shivering]
[groaning]
Hey, SpongeBob.
I heard your brain was sick,
so I brought you this cookie pizza.
Gee, thanks.
And here's some chocolate milk.
The king of flavored dairy drinks.
Oh, Krabby Patty, I'm so glad we're friends again.
Just remember, SpongeBob.
I'll always be with you, right here.
In my heart?
Actually in your arteries. Now do me a favor and wake up.
Wake up.
Wake up!
Glove World. [snoring]
Roller coaster.
I'm first in line.
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Excuse me, which way to the Fist O' Pain?
[bell ringing]
[screaming]
Whoa!
[screaming]
In the name of amusement, no...!
[bell ringing]
[screaming]
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Pss! Squidward. Hey, Squidward.
SpongeBob.
[clearing throat]
Why you stop playing, Wolfgang Amadeus Tentacles?
Yes, Your Highness.
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[laughing]
SpongeBob.
Hey! I have not instructed you to stop!
Now play!
Do tell me the one about the man from Peru again.
Sponge... [cracking]
[gasping]
...Bob.
I came here to hear beautiful music.
If I don't get my wish, it'll be your head!
[chuckles]
Pss! Squidward. Huh? Huh?
No way.
[clearing throat]
[squeaking]
[sighing]
Please, SpongeBob, no tricks.
Trust me, Squidward.
La la! La la la la la la la!
[gasping]
SpongeBob!
Wh-wh-why have you stopped playing
that wonderful music?
La la...
This music touches me ever-so.
I fear that my tears might stain my petticoat.
La la la la. [cheering]
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
[screaming]
Ow!
What is this instrument that produces such lovely sound?
[gasping]
So long, Squidward!
[growling]
[screaming]
[laughing]
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[cheering]
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Squidward! We love you!
Love you, Squidward! You're my favorite!
[laughing]
[ringing]
[horn blowing]
All right. All right.
I can't resist. [laughing]
Hey, Patrick.
Hi, SpongeBob.
You know, Patrick, this is a dream.
You can do anything you want.
- Yup. - I mean anything.
Watch. I can turn into a skyscraper.
Going up! Eh?
I can make... a million of me! Eh? Eh?
Yup.
Ah, tartar sauce. I'm going to a different dream.
Okay. Bye, SpongeBob.
[jingling]
Oh! Shoot, that was my last quarter.
[snoring]
Hmm?
[thundering]
Ah! It's raining Krabby Patties! Yeah!
[laughing]
Ah, this looks neat.
I wonder... [screaming]
Hey, SpongeBob. What brings you here?
Hey, Sandy! What's going on?!
Well, we're freefalling from 114,000 feet,
and we're gonna land on that itty bitty target.
This seems kinda dangerous!
Not as long as you got a big ol' parachute!
Okay!
Not pair of shoes, SpongeBob, parachute!
Gotcha!
[chirping]
Not a parakeet, para...
...medic.
[screaming]
N-No, no, stop, we gotta go to sleep.
Well, I guess I'll just have to let my legs tire out
and catch up with my weary brain.
Wakey Wakey Sleepy Doo!
[screaming] Sea troll! Huh?
Just a shrub. Keep going till you crash SpongeBob.
SpongeBob, why did you drink me?
I'm sorry Mr. warm milk, you just tasted so good.
Shoo!
That billboard is definitely not talking to you.
Why SpongeBob, why?
Stop wasting all me mustard, boyo!
[gasping]
Me profits! Me profits!
[laughing]
Mr. Krabs is going to be upset! [laughing]
[squawking]
[squawking]
[chirping]
Sponge... cake!
[chirping]
[screaming]
What's this? Another vision?
Oh why, why? Please, please, please let me sleep
for just five minutes!
Do not despair, my child.
Huh? Sir Cecil, the sea sleep king?
Just close your eyes and slumber.
With some magic dust.
Hm.. it's getting all sleepish around here.
Oh, thank you Sir Cecil.
Hmm?
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Uh, Mr. Krabs?
Hello, SpongeBob.
Oh, Pearl, this is your dream.
You're just in time for the tea party!
Actually, I was looking for your dad's dream.
Oh. He's next door.
Boys don't understand the sophistication
of tea parties. Right, Mr. Stuffy?
Bye!
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I gotcha now, you slippery demon.
You're putting up a good fight, yes you are.
Whatcha doin', Mr. Krabs?
I'm picking Neptune's pocket!
What are you talking about?
I'm talking about cold hard flippin' cash.
It's the mighty Moby Dollar!
Did you see her, boy? I got her! Here she comes!
There she blows!
[laughing] Look, Mr. Krabs. Pennies!
Never mind the small change, lad. Get the net!
This one?
No, no, no, no! The money net! It's in me back pocket.
Wow! You look real good with a mustache, Mr. Krabs.
Never mind that, boy. Ready the net!
Net ready, sir!
I did it! [laughing]
I-I finally did it!
Congratulations, Mr. Krabs.
No, SpongeBob! Don't let it go!
- Huh? - Get it, SpongeBob! Get it!
Get it! Get it! Get it! Get it!
Hey! Hey! Bring it back! No!
No!
[cash register dinging]
This'll make a great fish story, eh, Mr. Krabs?
Oh, SpongeBob...
Yes, Mr. Krabs?
You're fired!
Whoa!
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[crunching]
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[coughing]
Huh?
Hey, Plankton's dreaming about Bikini Bottom.
Zap!
[screaming]
I see you. Zap!
- My leg! - I see you. Zap!
Plankton!
I see you... Zap!
[screaming]
Oh look, it's the Krusty Krab, home of the Krabby Patty.
Crush!
Lick, lick!
This isn't a dream! This is a nightmare!
[meowing]
Gary! Gary! No!
[meowing]
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
Gary! I've got you, Gary!
Peek-a-boo, here comes my foot!
Yeah! Huh? Yow!
I think he's got the point. [laughing]
[screaming]
Well, I guess I've got some explaining to do, huh?
No! No! No! Not the face!
[screaming]
O-Oh, I would give anything to talk to money, anything!
- Anything? - You?!
That's right, tis I, the oldest Flying Dutchman!
I'll grant your wish but it'll cost ya.
Yeah, yeah, my immortal soul, I've heard that speech before.
What? Well, uh, wait. But be warned!
Yeah, yeah, skip the lecture. I want what's coming to me.
Humph, you're no fun at all, you know that?
Hey, is that pixie dust?
[screaming]
[laughing]
Whew, that was a strange dream. [chuckles]