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  • - Rice cooker is Uncle Roger favorite thing.

  • And this chef tried to make three-course meal

  • with only rice cooker.

  • Fuiyoh!

  • - I'm Alexis, your chef who is always up for a challenge.

  • Rice cooker?

  • No problem.

  • - This lady last time make salmon with coffeemaker

  • and her salmon looked like it has herpes.

  • Haiyaa.

  • Will she do better this time?

  • Niece and nephew,

  • remember to subscribe to Uncle Roger channel.

  • When we hit four million subscriber,

  • Uncle Roger gonna make my own ramen

  • and niece and nephew can judge me.

  • (bright music)

  • - Welcome back to "Chef out of Water".

  • I'm Alexis, your chef, who is always up for a challenge.

  • So let's see what's next.

  • - Oh my God.

  • Niece Alexis have two rice cooker.

  • Uncle Roger, faithful to my one rice cooker.

  • But niece Alexis is rice cooker fuck girl.

  • - Of course I've used a rice cooker to make rice before

  • but never anything else.

  • So it turns out people make all sorts of things

  • with rice cookers.

  • - Correct, correct, we do.

  • I think this is gonna be really interesting

  • that it only has two features, which are cook and warm.

  • - Only two feature?

  • Haiyaa.

  • Why your rice cooker so ghetto?

  • This rice cooker as basic as niece Alexis.

  • Uncle Roger rice cooker has so many feature.

  • It has white rice, sushi rice, porridge, and brown rice.

  • This rice cooker has more feature

  • than auntie Helen have affair.

  • She a cheating ho--

  • (beeping) (static noise)

  • - [Alexis] I'm gonna start off with dessert.

  • I'm going to try to make a chocolate cake today.

  • - Chocolate cake, good choice.

  • Rice cooker actually very really good at making cake.

  • If you Google, you will see so many recipe out there

  • for rice cooker cake because Asian people, we hate oven.

  • We don't use it, it only used for storing pot and pan,

  • it a convenient place to store thing

  • you want to hit your kid with.

  • - First thing I need to do is put it on.

  • There's not really an on or off button,

  • it's just plugging it in.

  • No idea how long it takes to preheat, but--

  • - No, no, no need to preheat.

  • This rice cooker, this is not oven.

  • Haiyaa.

  • Life too short for preheating.

  • - [Alexis] Got some room temperature butter,

  • brown sugar, white sugar, eggs.

  • - Good.

  • Good ingredient for cake.

  • - [Alexis] Cocoa powder,

  • baking powder.

  • This is all very standard.

  • Rice cookers are basically steam.

  • So it'll be more like a steamed cake than a baked cake.

  • - In Asia, steam cake, very common.

  • You go get dim sum, and you have ma lai go and lo bak go.

  • Uncle Roger think rice cooker for cake is great idea.

  • - Fancy Trick Time.

  • To get a perfect circle, you take a piece of parchment,

  • you fold it, you put it over your bowl,

  • and you just cut like this.

  • Circle. - Fuiyoh!

  • That like magic trick.

  • Is she a witch or something?

  • Fuiyoh!

  • I did it also.

  • Almost perfect circle.

  • Just here I fucked up.

  • - [Alexis] So cake batter in the rice cooker.

  • - [Announcer] A few minutes later...

  • - I'm gonna take my cooled cake.

  • I'm gonna cut out three mini cakes.

  • I'm gonna make a mini chocolate layer cake.

  • Okay, if I stack three of them, that looks absolutely crazy.

  • That looks absolutely crazy.

  • - Uncle Roger definition of crazy is someone who stabbed you

  • and burned your house down.

  • But this Alexis definition of crazy is cake with tree layer.

  • (laughs)

  • - [Alexis] But I could cut them in half

  • and do thinner layers.

  • Or I can make a four-layer cake.

  • - Four-layer?

  • That must be extra crazy. (gasps)

  • Four.

  • Four.

  • Four-layer cake is psychopath behavior.

  • - Chicken and potatoes, classic.

  • This actually, isn't a chicken, it's a Cornish game hen.

  • Because this is so small, a chicken wasn't gonna fit inside.

  • - Like Uncle Roger always say,

  • "It not the size, it how you use it."

  • (sensual music) - [Voiceover] Sorry children.

  • - [Alexis] I'm gonna try to get some color from the bottom

  • but just in case, I thought doing like some paprika rub

  • would help give it come color.

  • - Okay, paprika rub is like fake tan for chicken

  • - [Alexis] Coriander, salt.

  • - Don't be shy.

  • Throw some MSG in there also, don't need salt.

  • - [Alexis] Okay, something concerning,

  • the rice cooker just switched from cook to warm.

  • And when I press cook, it just goes to warm.

  • - Niece and nephew, this happening

  • because this how basic rice cooker like this work.

  • It will turn off by itself

  • when it realize rice is done cooking.

  • And they do this by detecting temperature.

  • Before I start cooking, there's still water on bottom.

  • So bottom of rice cooker temperature will not be higher

  • than 100 degrees Celsius

  • because that the boiling point of water.

  • But when rice done cooking, all the water evaporate.

  • So bottom of rice cooker will be higher

  • than 100 degrees Celsius.

  • And the sensor in there detecting this,

  • and will turn off rice cooker by itself.

  • See, Uncle Roger bring so much science.

  • Niece, Alexis,

  • if you want to keep rice cooker on all the time,

  • just make sure there always water

  • at the bottom of rice cooker.

  • Keep watching this weejio.

  • Let's see if she figured it.

  • - [Alexis] I'm just cutting some aromatics right now.

  • Add some flavor to the base of the chicken.

  • Oh, this is gonna be a long day.

  • - Or maybe your kitchen haunted?

  • And the ghost in there (evil laugh)

  • turning it off to fuck with you.

  • (cooker sizzling)

  • - It's making the right sound.

  • It's sounds right, it smells right.

  • - The sizzling sound good.

  • - Wow, this is gorgeous.

  • Whee!

  • Fly free.

  • - No, no, that very cruel.

  • Chicken can't even fly when it alive.

  • Don't give that chicken false hope.

  • Haiyaa.

  • - [Alexis] Just gonna get a little more color on...

  • - Oh, this is switched to warm too, huh?

  • I have to be honest, I don't know what to do.

  • - Haiyaa.

  • Need to add some water,

  • or hire intern whose whole job

  • is to hold down button for you.

  • - It feels like something's wrong with this machine.

  • It can't be me.

  • - It definitely you.

  • - I know about machines.

  • So the cake looks like it's actually staying on cook

  • which I think is because of the water in the base.

  • - Ah. - I think--

  • - She figure it out. (cheering sound)

  • Fuiyoh, niece Alexis, so smart.

  • - The chicken, I need to get it back to cook

  • and then cook it with some white wine,

  • so that it adds more moisture.

  • - Very good idea using wine,

  • because wine boiling point even lower than water.

  • So machine won't turn off by itself.

  • And also wine has more flavor.

  • Not bad, not bad.

  • (bright music)

  • Looking nice, looking nice. - [Alexis] It doesn't have

  • that crispy skin because it was kind of like in liquid

  • but there's some browning, it's quite pretty.

  • This is gorgeous.

  • There's like all this sauciness--

  • - You see?

  • She throwed a whole bulb of garlic in there,

  • Uncle Roger like.

  • Garlic is one of Uncle Roger favorite ingredient.

  • Many niece and nephew complaining,

  • chopping garlic, peeling garlic,

  • make your hands smell like garlic.

  • This the solution.

  • Don't even chop, just throw the whole thing in there.

  • - Now that my chicken's done,

  • I'm gonna get my potatoes ready.

  • The steamer basket worked with cake.

  • - Haiyaa.

  • You have rice cooker.

  • Why don't you just make rice as your cup?

  • No need potato.

  • In life, you only need three type of cup,

  • rice, noodle, or rice noodle.

  • #PotatoSoLame.

  • Niece and nephew tweet this.

  • Let get it trending.

  • (water splashes) (bright music)

  • - Finally, a dish that makes sense for a rice cooker.

  • I'm going to make mussels in white wi--

  • - What?

  • - Finally, a dish that makes sense for a rice cooker,

  • mussels in white wine.

  • - When she say a dish that makes sense for rice cooker,

  • I thought she was gonna make rice, but mussel?

  • She chose to make chicken, mussel, and cake in rice cooker.

  • That show you how versatile rice cooker is.

  • Can make white people food also.

  • - Mussels are in so many fancy restaurants.

  • I think it's definitely something people associate

  • with higher price tag.

  • But the whole joke

  • is that mussels are actually super inexpensive.

  • They're one of the most affordable seafood options

  • - That correct.

  • It most affordable seafood option

  • if you also like mussel that give you diarrhea.

  • - [Alexis] Onions, garlic, pepper flakes, white wine,

  • you don't need much

  • to give mussels such an incredible flavor.

  • Wow, they're so pretty. - Look good, not bad.

  • - [Alexis] Ooh, this broth looks--

  • - Broth not bad also. - [Alexis] so good.

  • I just added some lemon, adding parsley.

  • It looks--

  • Fuiyoh!

  • This look so nice.

  • Good job, niece Alexis.

  • If Jamie Oliver see this, I sure he will go

  • - [Both] Yay-yeah.

  • - Hi, I'm Ryan.

  • I'm a--

  • - Oh, now they do taste test with nephew Ryan here.

  • - a video producer at BuzzFeed, I make branded content.

  • I cook out of necessity.

  • I don't cook for pleasure.

  • Like last night I had plain chicken and plain pasta

  • and I ate it in the dark.

  • - What? What he say?

  • What he say?

  • - Last night I had plain chicken and plain pasta

  • and I ate it in the dark

  • - Haiyaa.

  • Eat in dark.

  • What are you poor?

  • So poverty.

  • BuzzFeed, pay weejio guy better, so he can afford electric.

  • Or maybe he too cheap,

  • and he want to save money on electric bill, haiyaa.

  • Turn on light more,

  • so you can see how terrible that shade of pink look on you.

  • (klaxon honks)

  • - Alexis has made a three-course meal for me

  • with a mystery appliance.

  • I don't know what the appliance is

  • but I'm going to try and guess.

  • - Bring him in!

  • - You're a treat. - [Ryan] You're a treat.

  • - This must be recorded before COVID time.

  • Uncle Roger miss hugging.

  • - Okay, okay.

  • For your first course-- - Ooh.

  • - [Alexis] In white wine.

  • - [Ryan] Very nice.

  • - Do you like mussels? - I love mussels.

  • - "I love mussel," is also what auntie Helen say to me,

  • right before she left me for that fitness model.

  • (rain pouring) What is love?

  • What is love

  • - Oh my God!

  • - I'm so glad you're hungry because--

  • - Ooh, chicken look good, look nice.

  • - [Alexis] over some sauteed onions and mashed potatoes.

  • - Mashed potatoes so creamy and smooth.

  • Very nice, niece Alexis.

  • - This is so good. - Yeah, it is.

  • - It is.

  • - Well-seasoned.

  • Whoa!

  • - Fuiyoh, this chocolate cake looks so nice too.

  • - Oh damn, that's good.

  • - Uncle Roger getting hungry now.

  • - What do you think I used to make this meal?

  • - There had to be enough heat to get this crust

  • and like this...

  • Curling iron.

  • - What?

  • What?

  • (groans)

  • - What do you think I used to make this meal?

  • - Curling iron.

  • - Curling iron?

  • How you think she make mussel with curling iron?

  • Is she gonna curl every single mussel, or something?

  • - No.

  • (both laughing)

  • - I wanna get it right.

  • A bathtub

  • - Bathtub.

  • This nephew Ryan, bad at turning light on,

  • and also bad at guessing.

  • I think it's gonna take two more year

  • before he get it right.

  • What, a next guess gonna be washing machine?

  • Overheated laptop?

  • Haiyaa.

  • - Oh, that's a bad guess.

  • That's such a bad guess.

  • - You know it bad guess and you still do.

  • - It was right? - Wow.

  • - Rice cooker, yay!

  • - Not bad, niece Alexis, this very good weejio.

  • Uncle Roger approved.

  • Use rice cooker to make everything.

  • Uncle Roger love it.

  • When white people use rice cooker,

  • because it mean you enlightened white people.

  • Niece and nephew, go get rice cooker.

  • It's so multipurpose,

  • can make chicken, can make cake, can make mussel,

  • but most importantly, can sing for you.

  • ("Twinkle Twinkle Little Star")

  • My niece Alexis is rice cooker fuck girl.

  • This is the same joke that I did in the Gordon Ramsey video

  • but it's still funny.

  • (beep)

  • She a cheating ho.

  • Ho (chuckles), ho. (beep)

  • No light at all, why?

  • You live in America.

  • Not Gaza Strip.

  • Should I put it?

  • I don't know.

  • Put in the bloopers.

  • (beep)

  • Nephew Ryan, turn on light more,

  • so you can see how terrible that shade of lilac look on you.

  • I think lilac's funnier maybe.

  • But Uncle Roger probably wouldn't know the word lilac.

  • So it's gonna be a bit off character.

- Rice cooker is Uncle Roger favorite thing.

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