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  • Torches! Get your torches!

  • Pitchforks!

  • You can't be an angry mob without pitchforks!

  • Cotton Candy! Get your cotton candy!

  • Can't throw a riot without cotton candy!

  • ♪ I have a head It ends in a point

  • Look at that, Patrick!

  • Oh, you mean the angry mob with the pitchforks and torches?

  • [laughing]

  • That's not an angry mob, Patrick.

  • It's your fan club!

  • Fan club?

  • [chattering]

  • Yee-whoo! We should sing 'em a song!

  • Who's responsible for that song on the radio?

  • Why, he's right here. Patrick Star, Musical Genius.

  • [belching]

  • Let's get 'em, boys!

  • [screaming]

  • Someone wicked has disturbed our peaceful city, Frank.

  • But who would do such a thing?

  • Squidward! Squidward Tentacles! He lives on Conch Drive!

  • - What? - Yes, we must capture him.

  • He must pay for his wrongdoings!

  • Oh, he's going to pay! He's going to pay with interest!

  • He's going down!

  • [whistling]

  • Come on, let's get him!

  • [screaming]

  • Patrick, do you think Squidward is taking this all too far?

  • He's only a block away.

  • [screaming]

  • What do you make of it, Sarge?

  • Looks like a full scale riot.

  • I'm calling for backup. Get me the K-9 unit!

  • [screaming]

  • [whistling]

  • [laughing]

  • [sirens blaring]

  • [screaming]

  • [barking]

  • Would you like some more?

  • [whistling]

  • [whistling, growling]

  • Wait! Wait, you stupid worms!

  • [screaming]

  • I was supposed to retire this week!

  • - Hey! Down in front! - Take the wig off!

  • People, return your attention to the movie.

  • I know my wig is glamorous and exciting

  • but there is no need to start a riot.

  • That's a great idea! Let's start a riot.

  • [screaming]

  • I told you that movie was terrible.

  • He poisoned our water supply, burned our crops

  • and delivered a plague unto our houses!

  • [everyone] He did?

  • No... But are we just gonna wait around

  • until he does?

  • I say, we tip something over!

  • [screaming]

  • Hey! Hey!

  • Now what?

  • Get the lifeguard!

  • [screaming]

  • Wait! Don't waste this senseless violence on him!

  • It's that stupid bubble of SpongeBob's

  • that's causing all the problems! Who's with me?!

  • Pop the bubble!

  • [screaming]

  • Go on and laugh,

  • but it is a sad day in Bikini Bottom

  • when a guy is ridiculed for having dreams!

  • You think you're the only one with unfulfilled dreams?

  • I was supposed to be a concert pianist...

  • until I realized I didn't have any fingers.

  • We all had dreams.

  • What makes you so special?

  • Let's get him!

  • [panting] Huh?

  • [screaming]

  • Good riddance, dreamer!

  • SpongeBob!

  • Hey, there he is.

  • He's getting away!

  • No! He owes us favors!

  • Get him!

  • [screaming]

  • [screaming]

  • [screaming]

  • I'm almost at Jellyfish Fields. I'm gonna make it!

  • He's headed for Jellyfish Fields!

  • We'll never catch him now!

  • [Jenkins] I'll take care of this!

  • [crowd] It's Cannonball Jenkins!

  • I told you nothing good would come from city folk

  • and their flying machines!

  • What have we done?

  • [crying]

  • Come on, everybody!

  • I think a proper burial is in order.

  • A pair of pants like these come around...

  • once in a lifetime.

  • [screaming]

  • Monster!

  • [screaming]

  • Monster!

  • Monster?

  • [screaming]

  • Huh?

  • [laughing]

  • [panting]

  • You are very good at pretending, Squidward.

  • Look how you're all sweaty and angry,

  • and you got the whole town to play along.

  • - What the? - Get him!

  • Let's get him and make back bacon!

  • Scoop out his... eyeballs and use 'em as... giant...

  • misshapen soccer balls!

  • Yeah!

  • [screaming]

  • Wait. Maybe he's a nice monster, like in my story book.

  • Oh, right, I, I hadn't thought of that.

  • Well, are ya?

  • Oh, goodness gracious, yes.

  • Squidward is the nicest giant of them all.

  • Yeah! Squidward, tell 'em

  • about all those times you didn't punch me in the face.

  • Even though you really wanted to.

  • Oh, quiet, you moron!

  • [gasping]

  • He hurt the little one's feelings.

  • Why, that's not very nice at all.

  • Take him down, boys!

  • [screaming]

  • Ow!

  • [groaning]

  • This oughta fix him. Ha ha.

  • Okay, okay, I'm nice. Now will you leave me alone?

  • Oh, yeah? Then prove it!

  • Yeah! Are you nice enough to...? Um...

  • Compliment me on my new hairdo?

  • Yeah, sure, whatever.

  • [laughing] Thank you.

  • Welcome to Pretty Patties. May I take your money?

  • We want a refund, Krabs.

  • - Yeah! - Yeah!

  • Who, huh, What?

  • Your dumb Pretty Patties turned my face purple!

  • Look what I got under my kilt!

  • And look at our tongues!

  • What's wrong with you?

  • We want our money back. All 46,853 of us.

  • Hey, where'd he go?

  • [screaming]

  • Get him!

  • [screaming]

  • [panting] Oof!

  • My key! Where's my key?!

  • SpongeBob! SpongeBob, let me in!

  • SpongeBob! SpongeBob! [squeaking]

  • SpongeBob! Let me in! [squeaking]

  • SpongeBob! [squeaking]

  • [screaming, squeaking]

  • SpongeBob!

  • [squeaking]

  • [screaming]

  • [laughing]

  • [laughing]

  • [screaming]

  • [laughing]

  • Hey, that looked like Squidward!

  • [screaming]

  • That looked like Squidward also, in angry mob form.

  • [screaming]

  • Hold it right there, Mr. Tentacles!

  • Stay back! I got gardening tools!

  • Here! Just read this!

  • What is it?

  • A well thought out

  • and organized list of complaints!

  • [screaming]