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buddy.
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Come on.
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The suspense is killing me here.
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Just tell me what's going on.
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It's just that.
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Just tell me you're married.
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No, you're, you're on the run from the law.
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No, you killed a man in texas.
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No, it's it's not like that.
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It's just tell me what the deal is.
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I mean, I'm I'm trying, I'm trying.
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I'm from the future.
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I'm from the future.
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Okay, that makes total sense.
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I am.
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Oh my God, you're crazy.
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Fuck man.
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Why couldn't you just have taken a kidney?
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I know it sounds crazy, but I'm being serious.
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Cool.
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Cool.
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Cool.
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So what you're like from the year 4000?
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No, no, that's ridiculous.
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Agreed.
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I'm from 2052.
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Okay.
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Time to go look, I work for a division of the NSA.
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Okay.
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Good for you.
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Sounds like a cool job.
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Yeah.
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It is nice.
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Actually.
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I have dental and vision and that's something because our healthcare system is really fucked.
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Yeah.
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So is ours time to go now?
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Would you please listen to me?
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Just would you hear me out please?
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Mm hmm.
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Okay.
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No one really knows about our branch.
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It's kind of a secret division.
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We're a research lab supposedly studying the transference of matter.
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But what we really do is the study of space and time in a while ago.
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They figured out how to actually transcend time.
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So since then we've been making changes to the past to slightly alter our present for the better or that's the goal at least.
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Okay.
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So what?
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You go back and kill Hitler, that kind of thing.
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No, you can't do big things like that.
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It's more like um back to the future really from the future.
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But you know the movie Back to the future?
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Yeah, it's a classic, you know, Casablanca, don't you?
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Okay, well that actually makes sense.
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But still look, you can't go back and prohibit your parents from going to the enchantment under the sea dance or you might actually just like disappear.
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But if you make small, almost imperceptible shifts, you can change your present slightly for the better.
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Okay.
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Like what like the fact that anyone gives even a little bit of a ship about climate change that is us.
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So what, what are you here to do?
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Am I like super important in the future or something?
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Oh my God, someone's got an inflated ego, Believe me, I don't, that's just a thing from Bill and Ted's who are Bill and Ted Oh, so that's not a classic look, I am not even here for that.
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I'm not technically even supposed to be allowed to jump.
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But my mom is really, she really is sick and she's broke and I don't have the money to help her.
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So the idea was to um by a few stocks, put them in a safety deposit box and they'd be worth enough to help her when I get back and I didn't tell anybody about this.
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And it was supposed to be quick and I I didn't expect to meet someone and then I did.
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And your, mm hmm.
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Great.
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And now I don't know what to do.
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Oh, this is just yeah, chuck.
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Mm hmm.
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All right, mm hmm, mm hmm.