You know what I'm gonna do ? I'm always gonna keep this...

On memphis time.

Kelly time.

Hmm.

You haven't said anything about your presents. Is there a problem ?

I'm sorry, no ! I love 'em.

Look at my journal. Ah !

- What about the pager ? - Real leather. The pages have gold on 'em.

Did you like the pager or not ? Yes.

I love it. Look at him in his little blue russian house.

It's from russia. My god.

It's not one of those loud ones ? No. You can program it so it vibrates...

And lights up and see it in the dark.

It seems like a real nice pager.

Sorry about the hand towels. You're hard to shop for. No, no. I love 'em.

Every time I wash my hands, I will think of you. All right, I gotta go.

Merry christmas. Merry christmas.

I love you. I love you too.

Chuck ! Keys !

Thank you. That reminds me. I almost forgot.

I have one more present for you.

Only this isn't an "open in the car" kind of present...

Like, say, hand towels.

Which were a joke, by the way.

I'm terrified.

Just take it and hold onto it, and you can open it...

On new year's eve.

And I love you.

I'll be right back.