- Yeah. - It'll just brush through ⏤ whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, oh!

Ugh... this might have been a bad idea.

All right, Christmas is almost upon us, which means it is time to go get the family Christmas tree.

Heidi's out with the boys, so me and Burke are taking the girls out for a little daddy-daughter day.

- But, first things first... - We need some cocoa.

Uh...! I have always been a real Christmas tree guy.

They look better, they smell better, and they're better for the environment 'cause they're all biodegradable.

- Which one d'you like? - That one?

That one? What about this one, Juno?

Yeah, that one.

Oh, my gosh, I know which tree we're getting; check this out.

All these trees here are really nice, but there is one that has something that the rest don't have.

And it's this one; we gotta get the big one, don't we?

- Yeah! - Yes, Burke is 4 foot 31 inches, so look how tall this thing is.

I don't know how he's gonna like it, but we're getting it and we're bringing it home.

That's not going anywhere.

All right, now that we've got the tree home, we have to figure out how to get it into the house.

- See? Watch, watch. - I did it!

All right, we got our tree up to the house.

I thought this door was bigger; let's get a measurement on it.

- So we have to reduce the tree size by 60 inches... - Maybe. it just needs a haircut.

All right, it's easing in; it'll just brush through ⏤ whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, oh!

Ugh, okay, no, we're good; the screen just popped off the track.

Let's not do that again.

I love it. I think it looks so good.

Take a look; what do you think? Is Mommy gonna love it?

Yeah...

All right, Heidi just got home.

Okay, yep, there she is.

- Well, hello! - Hello.

Juno and Burke and Schleta and I have a surprise for you.

Close your eyes, keep your eyes closed.

One, two, three, open up!

Surprise!

- Uh, Dad? - What?

- Where did you get that? - What is it?

Look at the best part; look at Juno's star.

Did you see how we decorated it?

Your 10-millimeter sockets; can't forget those.

Okay, well, what happened to them? The⏤

Here's the thing with that, it wouldn't fit through the door, so we had to cut off all the bottom limbs and then reattach them.

Kind of fills it all out.

Yeah.

Really fills it out.

Okay, babe, so what do you think?

Well, it's absolute hilarious.

I love that it's real, but it's just really big.

So, can we just get a smaller one?

Funny you should say that, 'cause we also bought a normal tree...

- ... that we could put at... - Burke bought; Burke bought it.

Sh... I got a backup.

- So... - Burke got a backup for you?

It's Burke's tree.

- Burke, I'll get you a new tree. - Thanks, Burke.

We had fun, my friend.

Well, the big tree didn't end up working out, but I did get to spend an awesome day with my daughter and the tree looks and smells great.

All right, babe, it's not huge, but do you like it better?

I love it. High five!

Nailed it!

Smells good in here, doesn't it?

Dad-Dude-Dad-Dude-Dad-Dude.

Oh! Smells like the lumber yard.