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  • Black Friday, the official kick off to the holiday shopping season, and no other town does it quite as good as this one.

  • Now let's get out there and grab the best deal!

  • We really need a new TV.

  • Look, they have the new 75-inch Tegu ultra-smart LED TV for 75% off.

  • Oh, yeah, if you're one of the first ten shoppers in the store on Black Friday, and that's never gonna happen.

  • Well, why not?

  • We have just as much of a shot as anybody else.

  • I'm the number one shopper in America three years running.

  • - I'm gonna buy all ten of those TVs, and I'm gonna sell them on ebay. - That's not fair!

  • Don't be a hero, Justin. Just give up.

  • Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I was good at one thing.

  • Getting things on sale.

  • Look, I know your dad died trying to get a discman for 65% off in '94...

  • And wasn't it worth it?

  • Was it?

  • You are not your father!

  • I think it's time for you to finally come out of the shadows!

  • This is what I have to do.

  • You're Oz Meredith!

  • You got the Blu-ray player for 97% off back in 2012.

  • That was a long time ago.

  • I shop online now.

  • We need you.

  • I need you.

  • We start tomorrow.

  • You need to be in tip-top shape!

  • Come on, you turkeys!

  • This ain't Cyber Monday!

  • This is the main show!

  • You need to carry the box together!

  • How bad do you want it?

  • Maybe you just ought to try Craigslist.

  • Get me a light bulb.

  • Now VHS.

  • No! Again!

  • Now you're cookin'!

  • It's about finesse.

  • You trample the mannequin, you trample the shopper.

  • And we don't trample people.

  • You don't need to elbow.

  • Focus. Breathe.

  • And be great together!

  • Zack, where are you going?

  • Mom wants to know if you're coming home for Thanksgiving dinner tomorrow.

  • I've got bigger plans.

  • What?

  • Ryan, what happened to you?

  • Life.

  • Life happened to me.

  • You were never built for the really big sales, Justin.

  • - All dreams and no fight. - I miss you, Justin.

  • This is Black Friday.

  • When you were born, I promised your father that if anything ever happened to him...

  • Do you get it?

  • ... I'd take care of you.

  • - Oz! - Oz?

  • Oz, wake up, Oz.

  • That's it. I'm done.

  • It's not over; Oz would have wanted us...

  • Oz is dead!

  • And I can't do this alone!

  • You're not alone.

  • Come join me.

  • I would rather play Call of Duty on a 32-inch standard definition television with several broken pixels.

  • You've had it in you all along, kid.

  • Your dad would be proud.

  • This is about teamwork.

  • This is about the man beside you.

  • You will never be better than when you are busting doors with your brother.

  • Remember that.

  • Find somebody you can trust.

  • You can't put a price on that.

  • Can't discount that.

  • There's no coupon for friendship, son.

  • That's not for sale.

  • So, get in there and take what's yours!

  • Greatness, friendship...

  • And the 75-inch Tegu Ultra TV.

  • Witness what you got, and it's what it is. ♫

  • This is how we ride, this is how we live. ♫

  • Yeah, that's what it takes to be the best, man. ♫

  • It's here! It's here.

  • It's here...

  • - What? - Get it...

  • There...

  • - I think they got it. Get it! - Yeah, you get it.

  • It's here.

Black Friday, the official kick off to the holiday shopping season, and no other town does it quite as good as this one.

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    たらこ posted on 2021/11/25
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