What men are really saying when catcalling women.

Ooh, girl, you know I only act like this when people I care about ain’t around.

Ooh, hey baby, I talked to women a lot more than I understand them.

Yo what up lil’ mama. I’m extremely sexually frustrated.

Me, I’m uncomfortable talking to women like actual people.

Yo girl, I just met these guys but I wanna make them think I’m cool.

I know you’re not on your way to talk to me right now yet I’m still giving you all of my attention.

Yo girl wait up. I don’t even know why I told you just wait up, ‘cause I don’t have the confidence to keep talking to you.

Deep down I know you’re never jumping in this Ford Escape girl. Hahahahah

This has never ever worked.

In another social situation I would never behave like this.

Damn, this is the best part of my day and I realize how sad that is.

I noticed you’re confident so I’m cutting you down to feel powerful.

Wait, wait, what’s my problem? Why can’t I pick up on these social cues? WHAT IS MY PROBLEM?

I don’t even know why I’m talking; I don’t know why I keep doing this to women. I’m just a sad man.

Woot! I hate me too, girl.

Hey I don’t have any sisters so it doesn’t occur to me how insanely offensive this is.

I don’t know what I’m doing right now for my kissing.

I have no idea what else to say to you so I’m gonna get LOUDER.

I do this ‘cause I’m lonely. Lonely, yeah babe lonely. And bored.

Ain’t nobody love me. Ain’t nobody looking at me. I am so lonely.