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Hey, you guys, guess what?
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The British are coming?
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Oh, you and your ways.
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Since it's Christmas time, I'm gonna be one of those people collecting donations.
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Yeah, I already have my bell, and later on, I get my bucket.
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Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna be out there spreading joy to the people.
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I mean, last year, I spread a little joy but not really enough.
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So, this year, I'm gonna do the whole city.
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You know, I knew a girl in high school who did that.
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- She was very popular. - Ha.
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Uh, so, Pheebs, uh, where are you doing all your bell ringing?
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They gave me a great spot right by Macy's.
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Yeah, they hardly ever give such a good corner to a rookie, but I'm the only one who can say Merry Christmas in 25 languages.
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I lied.
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Happy holidays. Feliz Navidad.
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Allo, and Merry Christmas.
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Oh, thank you, sir.
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Here's some joy.
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- Phoebe. - Hey.
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Come to see how it's going.
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- Well, it's going okay. - Oh, good.
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Here, let me help you out.
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- Oh, thanks. - Yeah.
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Wow.
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Is that a new suede jacket? It looks really expensive.
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Yeah... I guess.
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Just get your nails done?
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Yes, Phoebe, but this is all I have, okay?
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Okay. Thanks.
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Happy Holidays; here's your joy.
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Thank you.
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Thank you. Happy Holidays and...
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Wait, you can't take the money out.
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I'm making change; I need change for the bus.
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But can't you leave the dollar?
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- This money's for the poor. - I'm poor.
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I gotta take the bus!
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Okay, season's greetings and everything, but still..
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Bite me, blondie!
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Oh!
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Oh, I'm gonna give him something besides joy.
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Just..
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Thank you; Happy Holidays.
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No, that's trash, young lady.
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No, you can't... Hey! Stop that young lady!
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She donated trash!
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Hey!
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The charity's on fire! Help!
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Oh, good. Thank you; I need that.
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Whoa! What is this?
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It's 9 o'clock in the morning.
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Nobody, nobody respects the bucket.
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You wouldn't believe what people put in here.
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Look, okay. Does this look like a garbage can to you?
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- No. - Does it look like an ashtray?
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- No. - Does it look like a urinal?
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Ew.
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So, Pheebs, are you gonna go back out there or what?
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Well, yeah, but I'm not gonna take any more crap, okay?
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No more Mrs. Nice Bucket.
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Yeah, good for you, you know, you're tough; you lived on the street.
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Yeah, I'm gonna go back to being street Phoebe.
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Yeah.
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Oh, but you know what? I can't go totally back because street Phoebe really wouldn't be friends with you guys.
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Whoa-oh-oh! Wait a minute; open your hand.
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Let me take a look.
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Quarter, dime, lint.
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Not interested in that.
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What's this, a Canadian coin?
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Get out of here!
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Gosh.
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Whoa! No drinks near the bucket.
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Set it down over there and then you can make a contribution.
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And you can leave the "hurt bunny" look over there, too.
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Hi, Bob.
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I thought I told you to get out of here!
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Uh, Phoebe, we've been getting complaints, and, uh, we're gonna move you to a less high-profile spot.
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What?
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Uh, Ginger's gonna take over this corner.
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That chick can't handle my corner.
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Look, either you leave or we remove you.
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Fine.
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All right, I'll give you one pointer.
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Look out for that bitch.