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  • How to hide an unwanted erection in school. It's great to know the thing is working,

  • but getting an erection in school can be really embarrassing. You will need an oversized shirt,

  • sweatshirt, or t-shirt; a book bag with long straps and baggy jeans or khakis.

  • Step 1 : If erections in school have become a daily problem, buy long buttoned shirts that you

  • can wear outside your jeans, or wear oversized sweatshirts and tees.

  • Step 2. Always have a book bag with extra long straps with youone that won’t look odd when it’s slung over

  • one shoulder so it hangs down low in front. This will be a lifesaver when class ends and

  • you have to jump out of your seat. Step 3. Wear baggy jeans or khakis. When your little

  • buddy jumps to attention at an inopportune time, you can slip your hands in your pockets

  • and casually push the pants material away from your groin, making the bulge less noticeable.

  • Ejaculating more often can solve a spontaneous erection problem. Step 4. Once you've done

  • your best to camouflage the problem, it's time to get rid of it altogether.

  • Doing a complicated math problem in your head often works, since it forces you to focus on something else.

  • Step 5. Tense your quadricepsthe muscles in front of your legs. This redirects

  • the blood flow away from Mr. Happy, taking the wind out of his sails, so to speak.

  • Step 6. Now pinch yourselfnot in anaren’t I lucky?” kind of way but to bring tears to your eyes.

  • The pain should do the trick. Step 7. If all else fails, walk around on the heels of your feet.

  • This has worked for many a hormonally charged young man.

  • And if it doesn’t, youll look so dorky that no one will notice your budding manhood. Did

  • you know the average length of an erected penis is 5.1 inches.

How to hide an unwanted erection in school. It's great to know the thing is working,

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