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How to hide an unwanted erection in school. It's great to know the thing is working,
but getting an erection in school can be really embarrassing. You will need an oversized shirt,
sweatshirt, or t-shirt; a book bag with long straps and baggy jeans or khakis.
Step 1 : If erections in school have become a daily problem, buy long buttoned shirts that you
can wear outside your jeans, or wear oversized sweatshirts and tees.
Step 2. Always have a book bag with extra long straps with you—one that won’t look odd when it’s slung over
one shoulder so it hangs down low in front. This will be a lifesaver when class ends and
you have to jump out of your seat. Step 3. Wear baggy jeans or khakis. When your little
buddy jumps to attention at an inopportune time, you can slip your hands in your pockets
and casually push the pants material away from your groin, making the bulge less noticeable.
Ejaculating more often can solve a spontaneous erection problem. Step 4. Once you've done
your best to camouflage the problem, it's time to get rid of it altogether.
Doing a complicated math problem in your head often works, since it forces you to focus on something else.
Step 5. Tense your quadriceps—the muscles in front of your legs. This redirects
the blood flow away from Mr. Happy, taking the wind out of his sails, so to speak.
Step 6. Now pinch yourself—not in an “aren’t I lucky?” kind of way but to bring tears to your eyes.
The pain should do the trick. Step 7. If all else fails, walk around on the heels of your feet.
This has worked for many a hormonally charged young man.
And if it doesn’t, you’ll look so dorky that no one will notice your budding manhood. Did
you know the average length of an erected penis is 5.1 inches.
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How to Hide an Unwanted Erection in School

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Furong Lai published on December 17, 2012    Clément translated    Jerry reviewed
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