Um I just had a big fight with when I came home from work and she just started a I'm sorry I really shouldn't even be talking.

No it's just um mm Come in, come in please.

I don't even know how he ended up here.

Really?

I was just I just walked away from the house about thinking about where I was going.

My thoughts were so chaotic and I just looked up and I saw the light in your window.

Davis Gwen is here she is.

You bet I am.

What the hell are you doing here?

Know what the hell are you doing here?

Oh God Becky.

I am trying so hard to make this marriage work.

That is rich rich guys please.

She promised she would never see him again.

Oh and it's my fault.

Do you want to ask mr matrimony here when the last time we slept together was what?

You want to tell her the truth really?

Once Once and I don't want to tell you how long do you want to tell her?

Why me?

Because our mr Davis lives with a little dark secret.

Hey I really don't want to get involved.

But you are involved.

You're the secret.

Oh he's tried to overcome it.

God love him.

He's tried to forget about you for a time there.

I thought we were really going to make it.

You felt so close to me then.

We used to wash each other's hair and everything was just so perfect.

And then came Maui, what happened in Maui?

Um Well Gwynn might as well tell it.

Well we went there to celebrate his promotion and he was so happy then.

Almost too happy he was working so hard to try to have fun and please me.

He'd chased me into the surf and carry me into the cabana, he danced and we drink and he tossed macadamia nuts up in the air and catch him in his mouth and breaking his tooth in the process.

So we had to spend the entire last day of our vacation looking for a dentist to do an emergency crown.

And then I'll never forget holding his hand and that dentist chair waiting for him to wake up from the gas that they've given him.

Oh and he had that cotton kind of sticking out of his mouth and but he gazed up at me, he said Becky.

Okay, I came here tonight because when you walked out that door I just had to see if this is where you gwen what are we gonna do, Davis?

Mhm.

Mhm.

Yeah.

Yeah, that was great.

I think she's definitely starting to come around thank you to start my job, Maui, the dentist.

Did you come up with all that on the spur of the moment?

Yeah wow, you are some kind of genius.

You're like you're like the Ernest Hemingway of bullshit, you're like you're like a living work of art.

Oh wow!

God.

What?