Welcome to another episode of Patster Peace Theater.

Today we'll hear the story of--

[grunts]

Ow!

Oh, this book's too hot to handle.

[blowing]

Now, where did I put today's story book?

Ooh. Nope, that's a textbook.

Hmm...

Hmm, hmm...

[grunting]

Bla, bla, bla, bla, bla, bla!

I hate audiobooks!

[grunting]

Oh!

Ah!

Where is that dumb book?

Hmm...

[chirping]

Well, aren't you cute?

Ow!

[screaming]

Don't worry, me, I've gotcha!

Oh!

There I go.

Glad I bought that self-help book!

[grunting]

[chuckling]

[grunting]

Found it!

Today's story is called "Downtown Patty

the Thrillifick Tale

of a Krabby Patty Looking for Love".

Hmm...

Boy meets grill.

[grunts]

[sniffs, groans]

Where is that freaky, funky smell coming from?

[sniffing]

[mooing]

[belching]

That is horrible!

Not the right smell, though.

This smell is rank, with a touch of stank.

[sniffing] Nope.

This smell is more like a rotten egg,

filtered through wild strawberries.

[sniffing]

Eh, close, but it needs more Gorgonzola and seaweed.

Ah, fiddleweed!

[sobbing]

I can't host this show until I know

where that freaky, funky smell is coming from!

What smell?

Eww!

You're right, we got to find it!

[grunting]

[giggling]

Welcome to another episode

of Patrick Stench Safari.

I am mere seconds away from discovering the source

of that freaky, funky smell.

[sniffing]

And I lost it.

Oh, nose caddy!

Ah!

What do you suggest, nose caddy?

I think this calls for the Durante!

Ha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha!

[sniffing]

Oh, I smell it! Follow me!

[giggling]

[grunting]

Hi, kids. Want a taste of my dad stew?

[sniffing]

Uh... This doesn't smell right.

Golly, did I forget an ingredient?

[sniffing]

It's missing that month-old leftovers aroma.

[leftovers] Hmm-hmm...

Huh? Hey!

Huh...

How's this?

[sniffing]

Needs more dirty laundry umami.

Oh...

What about now?

Uh-huh...

Perhaps a pinch of trash.

Oh...

[explosion]

This has got to be it!

[sniffing]

Darn, that's not it!

I guess we lost the trail.

[retching]

[growling]

[panting and snorting]

Delicious!

This nose must be on the fritz.

Uh...

While Patrick finds another nose,

enjoy this educational classic.

Hi, I'm Perch Perkins,

and today I'll be your guide through the wonderful world

of snouts, snoots and schnoses.

That's right, kids, noses!

Follow me!

Whoa!

[laughs]

We begin in the factory that's inside everyone's nose.

The olfactory.

Eh-heh.

Here, trained workers test each sniff for smelliness.

[groaning]

We end our tour in the snot foundry,

where finely-crafted boogers are made.

This is Perch Perkins, reminding you

you can pick your friends and you can pick your nose,

but you can't pick your friend's nose!

[laughing]

Yoo-hoo.

[chuckles] You're in the middle.

Ouch!

Excellent addition to your booger box.

Now that you're done digging for gold,

come help me find that smell!

Wah...!

[giggling]