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  • - Hey. - Hey.

  • Hey, why are you mopping your ceiling?

  • There's banana on it.

  • Wow, I have the spirit of an old Indian woman living in mine.

  • So, then you know.

  • The mailman was downstairs, so I brought up your mail.

  • Oh, good. Thanks.

  • Now, what is "Fabutek"?

  • Okay. All right, don't judge me too much, okay?

  • Um, but I saw this infomercial and, um, I swear to you I've never ever bought anything on TV before.

  • Except for this mop.

  • But there was this stuff on leg waxing it looked so amazing.

  • - Waxine! - Yes! Have you seen it?

  • Oh! It's incredible! I so wanna be a Waxine girl!

  • I know!

  • God.

  • Do you think it really doesn't hurt 'cause how can they do that?

  • Hello?

  • Organic substances recently discovered in the depths of the rainforest.

  • They have the best stuff in there.

  • "After applying the Waxine and linen strips to leg number one--"

  • - Did that. - Okay.

  • "Grasp one of the linen strips by its easy-grab tab, and pull it off in one quick pain-free motion."

  • Okay.

  • Ow!

  • Is it not pain-free?

  • No! It was painful!

  • Oh, my God, they should call it Painzeen now with a little wax.

  • Huh. Well, the girls in the satin nighties on the commercial don't seem to think it's that bad.

  • That's because their nerves are probably deadened from being so stupid.

  • But, hey, you know, if you don't believe me, please, be my guest.

  • Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Oh, my God!

  • Now, aren't you glad we didn't start with the bikini strips?

- Hey. - Hey.

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